Topics: Basketball, Sports
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
These are the 27 craziest mites moments in the NBA. And coming in at number 27, watch Jimmy Butler teach Joel MB how to play basketball. Yo, shoot it.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:11)
Shoot the three.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
Shoot it.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:18)
That's why you shoot it. I don't care if you shoot the three every time.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:26)
Take us home, man.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:27)
One can only imagine what could have been. But next up, there's no imagining. Jay Crowder speaks whatever is on his mind.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:34)
Total impeding.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:36)
Oh, yeah, I was gonna say.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:38)
Dang, I didn't know Daniel Fierce and Eminem were long-lost relatives. Just like I did though, LeBron James almost got into a fight with his own teammate.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:45)
Right back kick for Powell.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:08)
Danny Green might be old, but LaCoach ain't cutting him any slack. But it's still not as ruthless as LeBron's response to a fan.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:14)
They don't forget, do they? No, they don't forget.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:17)
Mama's out.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:19)
Man, that joke never gets old, just like Chris Paul's reaction to this next play.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:26)
Robertson for three.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:29)
But Andre Robinson isn't the only one embarrassing himself. So is Patrick Bevel.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:33)
Points for Golden State. He's got a win, 16 to come from Lou Williams. Curry inside, goes into the defense of Beverly with a foul.
Steps got four to come.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:50)
A reference, it's been almost four years since this comment, during which Curry won a championship and finals MVP, whereas Beverly has played for four different teams. Embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as the moments ahead. It's coming up, Ben Simmons trolls Yusef Nurgich, Shaq gives a legendary press conference response, and a referee roasts LeBron James. However, before we get to those moments, it's time for number 21, because if you know Jose Alvarado, you know he's known for one thing, steals. But while most fans appreciate his hustle and hard work ethic, not all NBA players are fans, especially D'Angelo Russell. So you only know my man, Grand Theft Alvarado made him pay. Did he shoot?
**SPEAKER_2** (2:23)
Yes, I could shoot.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:27)
Safe to say, Russell is staying away from GTA in the future. On the other hand, LBJ ain't afraid to speak his mind. If a call doesn't go his way, the entire arena is going to hear him loud and clear.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:37)
It ain't our ball. It ain't our ball.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:41)
It ain't our ball. It's our ball, ain't it?
**SPEAKER_2** (2:44)
It's our ball!
**SPEAKER_1** (2:45)
Hey, it's our ball! It's our ball. Dane just laid the ball up down there.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:50)
It's our ball.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:52)
Dang, someone buy this man a happy meal. He needs to pick me up. This wasn't the only time he could have used some comfort food, because on February 18th, 2021, the Nets were facing the Lakers. When late in the first quarter, the Lakers sent LeBron to the line.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:04)
It was all on the floor for the Lakers. Irving, the only starter on the floor right now for the Nets, we will have...
**SPEAKER_1** (3:11)
Nah, bruh, that's cold. But not as cold as our next moment. It's so cold, it gives even the ice bucket challenger room for his money.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:21)
Kevin Garnett.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:23)
He has been excellent at the free throw line this season.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:29)
And of course, misses on the first attempt. Paul Pierce, trying to check in for Kevin Garnett.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:38)
Why Pierce gotta violate the Teague brothers like that? He's out here trying to start a fight, which reminds me of Yannis, because he doesn't want to fight. He wants a magic show. Luca, magic.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:48)
I want magic now.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:49)
Now this is the time. Come on. Something tells me coaching could be in Yannis' future. But while Yannis was coaching up Luca, Curry was keeping a close eye on King James.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:58)
I ain't been this close to this ever.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:07)
I'm with Curry on this one. That pregame ritual is hella dope. That said, there's a fine line between doing something dope and doing something stupid. This adds Russell Westbrook. Because with only eight minutes remaining, Westbrook's Rockets were trailing Dames Trailblazers by 14 points. In other words, the game was all but over. But that still didn't stop Russ from subscribing to the channel. Well, that and talking smack.
**SPEAKER_4** (4:26)
Westbrook works to the near boundary.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:29)
A flurry of moves. Dames stays right with him, and then chops him.
**SPEAKER_4** (4:35)
Talking to Dames now?
**SPEAKER_2** (4:36)
Oh, he is.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:39)
Dude knows how to talk the talk, but can't walk the walk. However, if you thought that was bad, check out what a 73% free throw shooter said to one of the greatest free throw shooters of all time.
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