The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E192 : Devil's Misogynist

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Not alone. Of course, The Doctrineers are here. Tim Andrews is here. Autumn Fisher is here. Trent Miley is here for George Clark. Of course, Jared Yamamoto is here. Again, this will be day three of willfully ignoring some nonsense about the plague in Russia. It's a story we don't, I'm sure it's not going to turn into anything. Why should we pay it any attention?

Autumn Fisher (1:27)

They already told us how it happened.

SPEAKER_4 (1:29)

Yeah.

Autumn Fisher (1:29)

So we definitely know everything we need.

Eric Von Haessler (1:32)

Exactly.

SPEAKER_4 (1:33)

Don't worry about it at all.

Eric Von Haessler (1:35)

We're on it. Putin said it's fine. We had nothing to do.

SPEAKER_6 (1:38)

He said it was all good.

Eric Von Haessler (1:40)

Don't worry. Day three, willfully ignoring any kind of crazy nonsense about the plague in Russia. It's like to me, it hasn't even happened.

So, don't expect that to come up. Hey, if you tuned in to find out more about that whole thing and the plague and the lab and Russia, well, you know, now I'm going to be like the Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street.

SPEAKER_4 (2:04)

I got to go to Gimbal to hear about it?

Eric Von Haessler (2:06)

You're going to have to go to Gimbal's, yeah, if you want to hear. I hear that not only are they doing it, but they're doing it very well.

SPEAKER_8 (2:10)

Welcome to Gimbal's.

SPEAKER_9 (2:11)

We'll tell you everything you need to know about the Russian plague.

Tim Andrews (2:15)

Here, breathe in this rag.

Jared Yamamoto (2:16)

You know who was right about this all along was this UK psychic, Craig Hamilton Parker.

Eric Von Haessler (2:21)

Can I tell you something? I have found over the years that the UK psychics are some of the best psychics in the world.

SPEAKER_9 (2:27)

Really good.

Eric Von Haessler (2:28)

I don't know if it's in the DNA or if it's in the water. Yeah, oh yeah, they said things were going to get better and better and better after Brexit. Now, okay, that's the, what's that, the exception that proves the rule.

SPEAKER_5 (2:39)

Do you know somebody named? Nigel.

SPEAKER_4 (2:42)

Beginning with an R.

SPEAKER_5 (2:44)

Nigel, yeah.

Eric Von Haessler (2:45)

I do, I do know someone named, you know what, I'm English, so I know 34 people named Nigel.

SPEAKER_5 (2:50)

Let's narrow it down to have a relative with Nigel or maybe an N in their name.

Eric Von Haessler (2:55)

Ah, I got about 15

SPEAKER_4 (2:57)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (2:57)

Is your nana named Nigel?

Eric Von Haessler (2:59)

I have a nana Nigel.

Nana Nigel, nana Nigel. Hey, hey, hey, where's the food?

SPEAKER_5 (3:09)

No, you're not looking for food. Nigel buried a bunch of money in your old grandma's house.

SPEAKER_4 (3:13)

Hey, now.

Eric Von Haessler (3:14)

Can I go get it?

SPEAKER_8 (3:16)

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_4 (3:17)

Maybe I'm partial.

Eric Von Haessler (3:18)

I may be partial to the UK Psychic because it has enriched me personally.

Jared Yamamoto (3:22)

Well, I mean, this skin, this UK Psychic, Craig Hamilton Parker, otherwise known as.

Eric Von Haessler (3:27)

Three names. Look out, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_4 (3:29)

Let's have a round of applause. You know it's good.

Eric Von Haessler (3:31)

Soon to be assassin.

Tim Andrews (3:32)

You call me Chip.

SPEAKER_5 (3:33)

Craig Hamilton Parker, just call me Chip.

Jared Yamamoto (3:35)

Okay, Chip, apparently you're also known as the Prophet of Doom.

SPEAKER_5 (3:39)

Oh, you're going to die.

Jared Yamamoto (3:40)

You made a prediction of a biological type of illness affecting the chest and lungs just days before this Russian plague outbreak story came out.

Eric Von Haessler (3:51)

Oh, listen, I'm ignorant. I don't know what you didn't understand about this being day three of willfully ignoring any kind of stories about maybe the plague being, you know, walking around and dancing.