The Unwritten Tape: NBA Moments That Defied All Logic

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
These are the moments you must see to believe. And first, Jordan Poole gets his twerk on. That is versatility with this shimmy. Man, that butt don't quit, but neither does number 24, because Dylan Brooks is trying his hardest to become the most hated player in the NBA.
But at least this man isn't Eda's freedom.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:34)
I've been to playoffs before.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:35)
That should be everybody's goal.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:37)
You know, it's the playoffs. When I think about playoffs, my nipples get hurt.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:41)
Dang. This dude just found the love of his life. Once Kevin Hart found out, Bro was genuinely concerned.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:48)
Are you comfortable with that description?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:50)
I'm confused.
You know, I think we're talking about two different things. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other. You know, if his uniform fits correctly or what he's into in his personal life. That's the one that makes you just tap into his personal life immediately. That's what are you doing outside of basketball.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:12)
Fair enough. That's too bad the playoffs don't love him back. Because Enos made it to the conference finals three times, only to lose every single time. But now that he's no longer in the NBA, let's pray he doesn't become an announcer. Otherwise, we're going to be hearing a lot more of this.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:29)
Open your mouth wide and take it.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:30)
Dang. Almost four years have passed, and the Chicago Bulls still have their mouths wide open. But even when they're winning, at least they aren't shoving it down other teams' throats, unlike Zion. See, in 2022, nobody was more eager to get back on the basketball court than Zion Williamson. This dude set out the entire 2021-22 season with a foot injury. So when he did return to the court, Bro was feeling himself. Because not only was he back to full strength, but the Pelicans were also feeling themselves. And riding a five-game win streak. However, their biggest test was still to come, because it's one thing to win a few games, but it's another to take down a loaded sun's roster. So once they did, my man Zion decided to celebrate in the most savage way possible.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:16)
No, no, no. Get it done. And on the spin and the reverse, the slam by Zion. But this is how rivalries start, though. Right. This is how they start. It's unfortunate, though, it's going to be over before Christmas, the season series.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:30)
Dang. This dude got his W and then hit the home crowd with a dunk contest. That's disrespectful. But is it as disrespectful as what Dylan Brooks did? Specifically, the time he tried to end a cameraman's life.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:43)
And Brooks could not keep it up.

**SPEAKER_11** (2:45)
Let's knock somebody down right there at court side.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:48)
Brooks straight up tackled another man and didn't even bother to help him up. But that's still not as crazy as number 19, because Giannis got so mad, he almost cost a man his job.

**SPEAKER_12** (3:00)
What? What the? What?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:04)
This dude really threw a ladder all because he could have practiced his free throws? He's given LaCrybaby a run for his money, but LeBron isn't just known for whining. He's also the king of Riz.
Oh, so LeBron thinks he's a comedian now? He already knows Savannah's pissed. But this wouldn't be the first time. See, in 2022, LBJ was feeling extra petty, because the Lakers were just two years removed from winning an NBA championship. And it could have been even less if they didn't trade Kyle Kuzma to the Wizards. Because once they did, he started playing the best basketball of his career. However, LeBron still wanted to remind this kid what he was missing. So when the two teams faced off in 2022, LeBron made things personal.
Um, did you see LeBron stare down Kuzma's wife? LeBron was about to be sleeping on the couch. Only LeBron wasn't just finished. He wanted to make sure it was a night Kuzma's girlfriend would never forget.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:11)
Trying to back up, clocks down to three.

**SPEAKER_11** (4:13)
LeBron over Kuz!

**SPEAKER_9** (4:16)
Now you're doing it in a game.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:17)
And LeBron's third 40-point game.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:19)
He's underneath, make it 42

**SPEAKER_9** (4:22)
What a bunch of marks so far for LeBron.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:24)
LeBron!

**SPEAKER_11** (4:25)
There he is, 50

**SPEAKER_7** (4:26)
Dang, 50 points?

**SPEAKER_1** (4:29)
It's giving Jordan Poole a run for his money. But not all moves are as subtle. Imagine watching a game film only to find out a girl wants to violate you. Man, could you imagine if they saw Kyle Lowry close up? Or chose the Kim Kardashian of Raymond Feltons? But would these girls still be interested if they knew what happened on the sidelines? See, these guys give it their all on the court. So when they finally get a moment to rest, sometimes a guy's gotta let it loose.