The Unsolved Murders of Barry and Honey Sherman

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:00)
Hey, Weirdos, I'm Alayna. I'm Ash. And this is Morbid.

**Ash Kelley** (0:19)
It's Morbidito.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:21)
It is. What's up, Brad? I'm tired.

**Ash Kelley** (0:25)
Me too. It's been a long week. It's been a very long week, and it's only about to be another one.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:29)
I had my first recognizable panic attack this week.

**Ash Kelley** (0:35)
Yeah, it was really funny. She was explaining her, like, like something that happened in her reaction. And me and Aiden were like, that's a panic attack.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:42)
They said, babe, that's a panic attack.

**Ash Kelley** (0:43)
She was like, yeah, I couldn't breathe. And people were talking to me and I felt like I couldn't hear them or answer them. And my heart was racing and my stomach flipped. I was like, yeah, that's a panic attack.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:51)
Yeah, that sucks.

**Ash Kelley** (0:54)
Yeah. Welcome to the club, bitch.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:55)
Don't have one of those. If you get the, if you got a chance to make that decision.

**Ash Kelley** (1:00)
You don't ever have the chance to make that decision.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:02)
If it's ever given to you in decision form, like just mark no.

**Ash Kelley** (1:07)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:08)
Check the no-bops on that. You know how when you go to a website and it's like, accept cookies for now or never accept cookies?

**Ash Kelley** (1:15)
What do you press?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:15)
Never accept the cookies here.

**Ash Kelley** (1:17)
I allow them.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:18)
You always allow them?

**Ash Kelley** (1:19)
All the time.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:20)
I don't know ways. I go back and forth.

**Ash Kelley** (1:22)
I always allow them because I just, I'm like, you just want to get to where you go. What even are they?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:28)
They're like the things that give, I think they're the things that give you like targeted ads.

**Ash Kelley** (1:32)
Oh, I like a targeted ad. I'm pretty sure. I'm a fucking sucker for a targeted ad. These pants, targeted ad. There you go. Yeah. I like that. And you know what? Worth it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:41)
I'm a sucker for it on TikTok, I would say.

**Ash Kelley** (1:43)
Yeah, these are from TikTok. Yeah. The TikTok shop. I remember when I was little, Papa would always clear the, he'd go, I got to clear the cookies on the computer.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:49)
Well, and you do have to do that sometimes, I think, because they can like bog down your shit.

**Ash Kelley** (1:54)
Even on my phone?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:55)
I think. Fuck. I don't know. I'm not in the business of, he's nodding. He knows.

**Ash Kelley** (2:00)
He's a younger generation who's aware.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:02)
Yeah, we trust what he says about cookies.

**Ash Kelley** (2:05)
I don't give a fuck.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:06)
I know like the cookies you eat.

**Ash Kelley** (2:08)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:10)
I know all about those. I made my first pumpkin loaf this week, the other day, this weekend actually.

**Ash Kelley** (2:17)
I'm going to steal some of that.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:18)
Yeah, it's pretty. It smelled like fall in my home, even though it was like 100,000 degrees and soupy as hell outside.

**Ash Kelley** (2:24)
Yeah, I was going to make a cinnamon pumpkin coffee cake situation. But then Drew woke up before me and he was like, do you want to watch Vanderpump Rules all day? And I said, oh, yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:36)
Oh my God.

**Ash Kelley** (2:37)
And so I laid on my couch and I watched Vanderpump Rules. And when I say all day, we've been only watching maybe we've had like, I don't know, like five or six watch sessions. We're on season five.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:48)
Yeah. You can really bang those out.
Because once you start, you can't stop.

**Ash Kelley** (2:53)
I have a confession to make. Ken Todd, kind of hot.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:57)
Here's the thing.
I get it. Because you explained when you first said it, I said, huh.
And then you said, when he says, I'll knock you spark out when somebody disrespects Lisa.

**Ash Kelley** (3:07)
That's the thing. When he looks at him, that little fucking douchebag for disrespecting his wife. And he says, I'll knock you spark out. I said, it got hot in my living room.
I said, Ken Todd, I get it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:18)
I get it.

**Ash Kelley** (3:18)
I said, Lisa, baby girl, I understand.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:20)
Speaking of attractive people.

**Ash Kelley** (3:23)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:24)
Thank you to everyone who's been tagging me in that Wicker Man movie. What's that? Alexander Skarsgård is in a new movie that looks so absurd.