The Unsolved Murders of Barry and Honey Sherman

Alaina Urquhart (0:00)

Hey, Weirdos, I'm Alayna. I'm Ash. And this is Morbid.

Ash Kelley (0:19)

It's Morbidito.

Alaina Urquhart (0:21)

It is. What's up, Brad? I'm tired.

Ash Kelley (0:25)

Me too. It's been a long week. It's been a very long week, and it's only about to be another one.

Alaina Urquhart (0:29)

I had my first recognizable panic attack this week.

Ash Kelley (0:35)

Yeah, it was really funny. She was explaining her, like, like something that happened in her reaction. And me and Aiden were like, that's a panic attack.

Alaina Urquhart (0:42)

They said, babe, that's a panic attack.

Ash Kelley (0:43)

She was like, yeah, I couldn't breathe. And people were talking to me and I felt like I couldn't hear them or answer them. And my heart was racing and my stomach flipped. I was like, yeah, that's a panic attack.

Alaina Urquhart (0:51)

Yeah, that sucks.

Ash Kelley (0:54)

Yeah. Welcome to the club, bitch.

Alaina Urquhart (0:55)

Don't have one of those. If you get the, if you got a chance to make that decision.

Ash Kelley (1:00)

You don't ever have the chance to make that decision.

Alaina Urquhart (1:02)

If it's ever given to you in decision form, like just mark no.

Ash Kelley (1:07)

Yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (1:08)

Check the no-bops on that. You know how when you go to a website and it's like, accept cookies for now or never accept cookies?

Ash Kelley (1:15)

What do you press?

Alaina Urquhart (1:15)

Never accept the cookies here.

Ash Kelley (1:17)

I allow them.

Alaina Urquhart (1:18)

You always allow them?

Ash Kelley (1:19)

All the time.

Alaina Urquhart (1:20)

I don't know ways. I go back and forth.

Ash Kelley (1:22)

I always allow them because I just, I'm like, you just want to get to where you go. What even are they?

Alaina Urquhart (1:28)

They're like the things that give, I think they're the things that give you like targeted ads.

Ash Kelley (1:32)

Oh, I like a targeted ad. I'm pretty sure. I'm a fucking sucker for a targeted ad. These pants, targeted ad. There you go. Yeah. I like that. And you know what? Worth it.

Alaina Urquhart (1:41)

I'm a sucker for it on TikTok, I would say.

Ash Kelley (1:43)

Yeah, these are from TikTok. Yeah. The TikTok shop. I remember when I was little, Papa would always clear the, he'd go, I got to clear the cookies on the computer.

Alaina Urquhart (1:49)

Well, and you do have to do that sometimes, I think, because they can like bog down your shit.

Ash Kelley (1:54)

Even on my phone?

Alaina Urquhart (1:55)

I think. Fuck. I don't know. I'm not in the business of, he's nodding. He knows.

Ash Kelley (2:00)

He's a younger generation who's aware.

Alaina Urquhart (2:02)

Yeah, we trust what he says about cookies.

Ash Kelley (2:05)

I don't give a fuck.

Alaina Urquhart (2:06)

I know like the cookies you eat.

Ash Kelley (2:08)

Yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (2:10)

I know all about those. I made my first pumpkin loaf this week, the other day, this weekend actually.

Ash Kelley (2:17)

I'm going to steal some of that.

Alaina Urquhart (2:18)

Yeah, it's pretty. It smelled like fall in my home, even though it was like 100,000 degrees and soupy as hell outside.

Ash Kelley (2:24)

Yeah, I was going to make a cinnamon pumpkin coffee cake situation. But then Drew woke up before me and he was like, do you want to watch Vanderpump Rules all day? And I said, oh, yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (2:36)

Oh my God.

Ash Kelley (2:37)

And so I laid on my couch and I watched Vanderpump Rules. And when I say all day, we've been only watching maybe we've had like, I don't know, like five or six watch sessions. We're on season five.

Alaina Urquhart (2:48)

Yeah. You can really bang those out.

Because once you start, you can't stop.

Ash Kelley (2:53)

I have a confession to make. Ken Todd, kind of hot.

Alaina Urquhart (2:57)

Here's the thing.

I get it. Because you explained when you first said it, I said, huh.

And then you said, when he says, I'll knock you spark out when somebody disrespects Lisa.

Ash Kelley (3:07)

That's the thing. When he looks at him, that little fucking douchebag for disrespecting his wife. And he says, I'll knock you spark out. I said, it got hot in my living room.

I said, Ken Todd, I get it.

Alaina Urquhart (3:18)

I get it.

Ash Kelley (3:18)

I said, Lisa, baby girl, I understand.

Alaina Urquhart (3:20)

Speaking of attractive people.

Ash Kelley (3:23)

Yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (3:24)

Thank you to everyone who's been tagging me in that Wicker Man movie. What's that? Alexander Skarsgård is in a new movie that looks so absurd.