The Unbelievable Disappearance of Angela Green

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:00)
Hey, weirdos, I'm Alaina. I'm Ash. And this is Morbid.

**Ash Kelley** (0:18)
It is.
It's Morbid. It was like raining and gloomy earlier, and then the sun came out for a minute, and then the second we started doing Morbid again, this is the weather with Ash, it's gloomy again.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:31)
It is.

**Ash Kelley** (0:32)
It's almost like the weather knew.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:34)
The weather always knows.

**Ash Kelley** (0:35)
It feels falltober out there.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:38)
Hey, it's October, and I'm living my life like that.

**Ash Kelley** (0:41)
Honestly, it's almost fucking over. October is almost over, and then we're just in pre-October.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:46)
We're in the burrs.

**Ash Kelley** (0:47)
Yeah, bitch.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:48)
As soon as we hit the burr months, it's on.

**Ash Kelley** (0:51)
I am going to literally like just roll around in a pile of leaves on September 1st. Yeah. I don't even know.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:00)
I'm saying.

**Ash Kelley** (1:02)
I'm just going to punch a pumpkin in a jolly way.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:07)
A gosh darn pumpkin.

**Ash Kelley** (1:08)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:09)
I like that you're going to punch it in a jolly way. Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (1:11)
I would never hurt a pumpkin.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:12)
Never.

**Ash Kelley** (1:13)
Have you seen the meme that's like, I'm going to shove a pumpkin up my ass.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:16)
Yeah. I love that. That's honestly the vibe around here.

**Ash Kelley** (1:21)
It's the vibe.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:23)
So let's go. Just shove a pumpkin up your ass. I've already started baking with pumpkin. Don't worry about that. I was moving away from what you were saying.

**Ash Kelley** (1:34)
I've already started showing pumpkins in my house.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:37)
Figuratively, yeah. Because I already started baking with pumpkin. I made an apple crisp the other day.

**Ash Kelley** (1:44)
I'm going to continue to try to move on.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:46)
It was 90 degrees out and I made beef stew.

**Ash Kelley** (1:50)
That's disgusting.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:51)
It was cold in my house, so I was like, here we go.
And honestly, the girls wanted beef stew and they were like, there's air conditioning in here. We can pretend.

**Ash Kelley** (1:59)
I too, I love beef stew, but why does it sound like the nastiest dish when you say, you guys want some beef stew?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:05)
Yeah, no, it sounds terrific. And speaking of Halloween, I just thought of this. I thought of something I wanted to say and do to let you guys know.
I gotta tell you guys, if you're not, first of all, watching Annali on TikTok and second of all, checking out her app and website and all this shit called Along the Waves. This is not sponsored. She has not asked us to do this. It just popped up this morning and I was like, oh, I want to tell everybody about that.

**Ash Kelley** (2:34)
Do you know that she's sending us stuff?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:35)
I'm so fucking excited because she has like a new... So she has this really cool app. She did this like all herself. She's a badass bitch.

**Ash Kelley** (2:43)
She's like an engineer.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:45)
Yeah, she's literally brilliant.

**Ash Kelley** (2:46)
She's a bad bitch.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:47)
Go follow her on TikTok. She's awesome. She did this all herself. Like this is her company, Along the Waves. And it's basically like moms can like get together on this app and be like, hey, I'm having a tough day today. And I bet you are too. And like you could get on it at like three in the morning and be like, hey, who's up? I'm awake. What's up? And people will be there. It's just like community for moms.

**Ash Kelley** (3:09)
Hell yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:10)
And it's so good. Such a good idea.

**Ash Kelley** (3:13)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:14)
I think it's great that everybody should know about it. And she has like merch that goes along with it. Like along the waves merch. And she has a Halloween collection that is so fucking cute.

**Ash Kelley** (3:25)
It's sick.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:26)
It's so cute. Like I'm telling you guys, we'll put the link in our show notes just so you guys can get there.

**Ash Kelley** (3:32)
Yup.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:33)
Cause you guys would love this merch.

**Ash Kelley** (3:36)
There's one shirt that literally has ghosts, like pretty much where your boobs are. And it says boobies.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:41)
It's so cute. And I love it.

**Ash Kelley** (3:43)
So that's the thing, even if you're not a mom, you could get the boobies shirt.