The Ties That Bind

Jason Carpenter (0:01)

If you were to die right now, what would you miss the most? And then we take a look at the terrifying story of hidden symbols all around us. But one in particular strikes a chord in anyone who knows what it truly means. How many times may you have seen the boy lover symbol and thought it was just the design? Maybe it was a coincidence that a library chose to illustrate this image, or maybe it was a sign to the pedophiles that you are welcome to hunt or prey for. Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.

Welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day, too. I hope you guys are having tons of fun doing whatever you're doing. And I hope you guys have some awesome plans for the weekend. I'm just sitting around watching movies, play Battlefield 6 That's what I'll be up to. Hopefully, you guys will be doing something equally fun. That's about as fun as it gets. So I don't think you'll be able to top it. Sorry. I don't mean to brag. But someone who always brags, someone who makes himself seem as great as a human could possibly be, running into Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Everyone get on your feet and give it up for Kelly Can't Get Right. Woohoo! Yeah! Running on in. Running on in. She's strutting. Strutting on into Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Kelly made a donation during our eighth annual livestream special. That is why she is going to be our captain, our pilot this episode. If you guys can't support the show financially through the livestreams, advertise. If you guys can't support the show financially through the livestreams or the Patreon or the merch store, it's totally fine. It really is. Just help spread the word about Dead Rabbit Radio. That helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone, you know. Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. Quick reminder, if you're looking for older episodes of Dead Rabbit Radio, they're now on a new podcast called Dead Rabbit Radio Origins. So that's where the older ones will be residing. It is a free podcast. You can still listen to it at your leisure for free. And next weekend, we are doing our Dead Rabbit Radio Movie Weekend Friday. Friday, September 18th at 7 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, will be Dead Rabbit Radio Movie Night for our Patreon members. That is Patreon members, both free and paid tier, can join us for that. And then Saturday morning, September the 19th at 9 a.m. Pacific Standard Time, we will be doing our Dead Rabbit Radio Movie Morning, and that is available to everyone, Patreon or not. We're just going to sit around and watch two hours of short horror films and crack jokes. We've seen a lot of good ones over the years. We've seen one or two bad ones, and those are just as fun to watch as well. But we haven't done one in a couple of months. I'm really looking forward to that. I hope to see you guys there. Okay, let's go ahead and get this party started. To Kelly, let's go ahead and toss you. I'm trying to make up a vehicle we haven't used recently. Let's go ahead and toss you the... Well, it also has to fit. I just like the bunny battleship, but we're not headed into a war story. Let's go ahead and toss you the hair hang glider. Everyone grab onto Kelly's ankles as she jumps off the highest point of Dead Rabbit Radio Command and glides us all the way out to...

an apartment complex.

Okay, so I got to be honest with you guys. I'm really sorry about that low key intro there. If you're like, man, Jason sounds like he's phoned it in today. That wasn't too exciting. Yeah, it wasn't exciting. I'm actually going to do a bit of a change up in the stories. We're not going to do the pedophile symbol story. I think I'm going to save that for closer to the release of that Robert Pattinson movie about Chris Hansen. I'm really looking forward to that. But yeah, you know, things, it's funny because I'm not feeling great. I have back hurts and all that stuff, but Leroy's sick. The cat, stray cat that we found, he's not doing too well. And the reason why I wanted to talk about this is chasing you don't need a reason. You're always constantly talking about your three sick, stray kittens, their eyes are oozing, stuff. No, because this actually plays a part in something I've talked about before. It's a personal fear of mine. And this is just reinforced that this really kind of bugs me. I know we're supposed to go to this guy's apartment and we'll do that in a second. But so, you know, Sabine has the kittens. She has possession of the kittens, my friend Sabine. One thing I do every week or two, and I am not going to again say that she's my girlfriend simply for the fact that I hate it when content creators talk about their girlfriends. That's an old holdover back when nerd culture started on the Internet. Those dorks are always talking about their girlfriends and wives. And we're like, we get it. We get it. You have a girlfriend. You've had a girlfriend before. And now that you're a famous nerd, you have a girlfriend and you're just rubbing it in everyone's faces. And from that day on, I swore I would never do that if I was in that position. However, my friend Sabine, every week or two during the summer, I buy her flowers. So listen, you're either in the friend zone hardcore or you've been dating this girl for years and you just refuse to say it on the podcast. We have a farmer's market downtown and I'll go down there. I'll pick up some flowers and take them over. It probably I wouldn't say every week, probably every two or three weeks I do that. And, you know, flowers are nice. And then, of course, I walk through town with this big bouquet of flowers and make sure whether or not Sabine is my girlfriend, I do like talking to girls. You know, I conveniently stopped by several businesses with this giant bouquet of flowers and get some coffee at Doppio, maybe a bagel at Freshies. I just kind of walk around, saw the other girls go, ooh la la, that guy has flower money, and he has good taste in flowers. They'll be like, ooh, I love those flowers. You know, there's nothing wrong. That's a little tip for you guys out there. If you're looking at meeting girls, go buy a bouquet of a good bouquet of flowers. You know, Safeway can make a good bouquet every once in a while. But, you know, spend a little cash, get to a farmers market or something like that, get some fresh flowers. Probably not if you have a cat, I've learned. But anyways, then walk through town with these flowers, and girls will be like, who are those for? Now, at this point, you could totally lie to them and say, oh, they're from my mom. Don't give them to the girls you're talking to. That's a little off-putting. You just walk through town with flowers, girls will notice you. That's a little tip from your old pal, Jason, what do I do with the flowers? You take them home, you have dozens and dozen of rotting bouquets of flowers in your house. I don't know, throw them away. Give them to somebody, but not like a girl you're interested in. Maybe a homeless man. After all those crazy things they said on Tuesday's episode, now I have to re-engraciate myself to the homeless community. Give flowers to your local homeless man. He's like, what am I supposed to do with these? Like, I don't know, eat them. I don't know, sell them. But yeah, that's a tip. Another tip of Jason, dating tip of Jason, trying to get my energy up because of the storm about to tell about Leroy's reset. I will wear a wedding ring. I wear a wedding ring. I've done this for years. And the reason why is that women feel more comfortable talking to a man that they think is unavailable because they can openly flirt with him and there's no danger. They're not actually worried the guy's going to take it too seriously. Why would he? He has a wife at home. So I wear a wedding ring. And yeah, women are going to be more apt to open a conversation with you, to flirt with you, especially if you have a bouquet of flowers. But you're like, hey, wait a second. Isn't that the same bouquet of flowers I saw that homeless man hold? Are you like in business with the homeless community? Yeah, yeah, I'm a big, I'm a big, generous guy. But yeah, I wear a wedding ring. And that is another way that women will feel more open talking about you. OK, enough of Jason's dating tips.