The Stamford Bra Murders

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:00)
Hey, weirdos, I'm Alaina. You are? Yeah. I'm Ash. What?
This is Morbid.

**Ash Kelley** (0:21)
There you go. I was like, are you going to say it?

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:25)
I don't know. I was going to hang us all out here.

**Ash Kelley** (0:27)
That's okay. What if we just did an episode once where we just never said, and this is Morbid, and we just kept talking?

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:33)
No one would know where they were.

**Ash Kelley** (0:34)
And then we were like, oh, and it's Morbid.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:36)
By the way.

**Ash Kelley** (0:37)
At the end, we said it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:38)
I think everyone would be like, I know.

**Ash Kelley** (0:40)
Yeah, probably.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:42)
Yeah, probably.

**Ash Kelley** (0:44)
I'm like, it's a Sunday morning right now. The rain is not falling, but I feel so tie-tie.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:51)
I am also tired.

**Ash Kelley** (0:52)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:53)
So?

**Ash Kelley** (0:53)
You didn't sleep last night. I slept last night.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:55)
I did not.

**Ash Kelley** (0:56)
I'm ready for it to be... It's like almost September, and it doesn't feel like it even in the slightest bit.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:03)
I need it.

**Ash Kelley** (1:05)
One thing though, I'm gonna make Drew get my boxes of all my decorations up and in my living room.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:12)
It's about to be Halloween up in here.

**Ash Kelley** (1:14)
A bitch is gonna put on maybe Practical Magic, maybe Hocus Pocus, perhaps The Corpse Bride.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:19)
I suggested Coraline, but she said no.

**Ash Kelley** (1:22)
Here's the thing, I like Coraline, but it's not my go-to Halloween movie.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:27)
I feel that.

**Ash Kelley** (1:28)
It's sad, and I feel bad that she got dealt such shitty parents.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:31)
It's true.

**Ash Kelley** (1:32)
You know?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:32)
She learns a lot about herself, though.

**Ash Kelley** (1:34)
She does. And like I was saying earlier, we were talking about it earlier, I was like, her mom's nice in the end, but you shouldn't have to lose your daughter almost to an evil entity to decide like, hey, I think I like you.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:43)
That's valid.

**Ash Kelley** (1:43)
And that I should maybe spend some time with you.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:45)
That's very valid.

**Ash Kelley** (1:46)
Yeah, I think her parents just pissed me off.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:47)
Yeah, they definitely suck. Her mom's a bitch.

**Ash Kelley** (1:49)
Her mom is a bitch, and her dad's just kind of dumb.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:51)
And her dad is an idiot and doesn't do anything.

**Ash Kelley** (1:55)
There's nothing fun about that for me, really.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:57)
I love Coraline.

**Ash Kelley** (1:58)
I love the soundtrack, though.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:59)
God, the soundtrack. I listen to it to write sometimes.

**Ash Kelley** (2:03)
I believe it. You know, there's no words in it, because it's supposed to make you feel a little woozy. And it does.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:08)
Also, Mr. Babinski.

**Ash Kelley** (2:10)
Mr. Babinski.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:11)
The amazing Babinski. Forever.

**Ash Kelley** (2:12)
And then who are the two ladies?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:14)
Oh, my God.

**Ash Kelley** (2:15)
I love them.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:16)
What are their fucking names?

**Ash Kelley** (2:17)
Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:19)
There it is.

**Ash Kelley** (2:19)
Yeah, I like them.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:20)
Yeah, they're wild.

**Ash Kelley** (2:21)
They're her eccentric, retired actress neighbors. I love them. I love it. Yeah, it's a cute movie, but I don't put it on for decorating.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:28)
Yeah, decorating.

**Ash Kelley** (2:29)
Decorating.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:30)
What do you guys put on to decor?

**Ash Kelley** (2:32)
Let us know. Have you guys decorated?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:34)
Yeah, it's time.

**Ash Kelley** (2:35)
Everyone's like, down September, my August. And I'm like, shut up.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:38)
I saw somebody be like, I'll fucking December your August.

**Ash Kelley** (2:41)
I saw that same thing last night. She was like, I will fucking holly jolly your ass.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:47)
Don't come at me. And also, I'm not doing shit to your August. You can have your shitty ass weather.

**Ash Kelley** (2:54)
Take it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:54)
You can have your butt sweat in your fucking mosquitoes. She just said you guys have swamp ass. And you can have your mosquitoes in your hornets.

**Ash Kelley** (3:06)
Hornlets.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:07)
In your hornlets.

**Ash Kelley** (3:08)
The latest kids call hornets hornlets.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:10)
It's so cute.

**Ash Kelley** (3:10)
It's really funny.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:12)