The Rarest One-in-a-Million 2023 Highlights

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These are 27 one in a million NBA moments from this NBA season.

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Zaire Williams has it, and we'll throw it to the link to the court.

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It breaks it in!

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Oh my goodness! Schroeder at the horn.

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71 points, a career high.

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And coming in at number 27, Gabe Vincent plays defense with his shoe. I'm not sure which is harder, coming back from a 3-0 deficit or playing defense with your shoe. Either way, at least Gabe Vincent didn't hit another player in his nuts.

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All right, we have a whistle and a foul. There it is right there with the left arm.

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This will be fascinating. Dillon Brooks led the league with 18 technical fouls.

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Now, that's a ballsy move, but not as ballsy as what Joel Embiid once did to Grant Williams.

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He passed up that 7-foot shot a moment ago. And that was accidental. That was just looking for a spot to land.

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Dang, the NBA needs a timeout corner for guys like Embiid and Brooks, but Jaden McDaniels also needs to be placed in timeout after this.

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You can see Jaden McDaniels right here.

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When he swings, he grabs his hand immediately.

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In a battle between him and the wall, the wall will win every time. However, at least McDaniels wasn't called for the fastest foul in NBA history.

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And we're set.
And a loose call foul to start this one. That's one way to get a foul on Yokech to start the game.

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Looks like Nikolaj Yokech forgot to take his pregame dump. On the other hand, Aaron Gordon isn't nervous. He has ice in his vein. While most NBA fans were celebrating Christmas and opening up gifts, another were stuck in a stalemate with the Suns. With only 28 seconds remaining in overtime, the Nuggets held a narrow one-point lead against the Suns. This gave the Nuggets two options. They could either take a back seat to the Suns or take matters in their own hands. Take a guess at which one Aaron Gordon chose.

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Had a clean look.

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Here comes Aaron Gordon the other way.

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Gordon.
One second, Landry Shamed is shooting the potential game winner, and the next, he's getting coasterized by Aaron Gordon, as Michael Scott would say, how the turned tables. Speaking of which, Michael Scott will also tell you to keep watching. Just still ahead, Austin Reeves pulls a Steph Curry against the Warriors. Kyle Moran jumps out of the arena, and LeBron James leaves Aaron Gordon in disbelief. But first, we gotta address a very important question. What happened to Jamal Murray in the 2023 playoff? Because everyone's been talking about playoff Jimmy, but no one is talking about playoff Jamal. Between Jamal Murray and Nikolai Jokic, it's hard not to see why the Nuggets are in the NBA finals this season. They go together even better than bacon and eggs.

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Jokic and MPJ, two of 16

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The rest of the Nuggets, 12 of 25 They're counting.

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But now that we're all hungry, it's time for moment number 20, the time Jeremy Sohan made two free throws with one hand.

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Sohan doesn't even hit the rim on either of those attempts.

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Man, I don't know what this Greg Popovich guy is telling him, but it's working wonders. Meanwhile, Klay Thompson and Steph Curry are living wonders. After all, it's hard to believe two players are so automatic from beyond the art. But just because Klay and Steph are breaking the game, doesn't make them immune from an occasional slip-up.

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He gets an opportunity.

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He's passed to Klay, one ready for him.

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What is it with Klay getting hit in his head? His forehead is like a basketball magnet. What if I told you that you've been lied to this entire time? What if I told you that Klay Thompson and Steph Curry aren't real? Instead, we're living in a metaverse, where NBA players are programmed robots. Do I know this? Look no further than Jalen Brown and Marcus Smart.

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George. Two guys in unison.

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The ball to the substance are so insane, it's starting to scare me. That said, there's one play that robots can't duplicate, only it doesn't come from Steph Curry, Luka Dantzik, or John Moran. Instead, it comes from the lesser-known holiday brother, Aaron Holiday.

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Goes for the ball.

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Aaron Holiday.

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Yes! This one was the backboard so generous. Santa Claus must be feeling extra kind to Aaron Holiday this year. However, there's just one problem. Santa Claus was being so kind to Aaron Holiday, he forgot about Anthony Davis.