The Rarest, Never-To-Be-Repeated Anomalies in NBA History

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This has a one in a thousand chance of happening. This has a one in a million chance of happening. And this has a one in a billion chance of happening. But first, we're starting with one in a hundred.

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Aaron Eastman went right into the parking lot. Where'd he go?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
Oh, there he is.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:16)
And if that stare down wasn't enough, it's only gonna get rarer from there, starting with this.

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Right here by Scott Foster. Was he taking a jump shot? Come on, now, Scott.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:25)
How the ref's gonna do him like that? However, I can't say the same for this next moment.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:30)
And he had that rattle halfway down and then stopped.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:34)
Olafron doing chin-ups, trying to shake it loose.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:36)
James got a lot of energy for year number 17

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But what's even rarer is this dunk going wrong.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:43)
Smith Bob James.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:44)
Nope.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:46)
You know, you don't always see something new every night. I have never seen that.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:51)
Yeah, what if I told you that none of this is real? Instead, we're living in virtual reality.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:56)
He plays with a lot of swag.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:58)
What?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:59)
Not even the NBA is safe from glitches, although fans aren't safe either. It could be a playoff game in the most exciting of moments. We never know when the Sleep Monster will take its next victim.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:08)
Three points for Neang.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:11)
Damn, that's one expensive nap. And yet, that's not even the most expensive nap because the 76ers spent 69 million for once.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:18)
It's time for Capella not expecting it. Only the second turnover. Lost it.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:26)
Wow, James Harden is better half-sleep than the rest of us at full strength. However, it's time to stop feeling sleepy and start paying attention. Because on what planet is this not a traffic?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:35)
Alfred Hills. Anthony gave up.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:39)
Safe to say, the refs got paid off. But what's also crazy is what happened to Furcon Corkemas. Because one second he's fighting for a ball, and the next second, he's getting manhandled.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:51)
And only brothers fought a foul or none.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:53)
It is a foul.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:54)
Not gonna lie, the Greek freak let him off easy. However, I can't say the same for this next moment. Hey, somebody call 911 The rim almost gave Andrew Wiggins a heart attack. But what's just worse, a heart attack or get it technical for kicking another man's shoes?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:15)
He stays back to get to Andeana. He dropped the season high of 35 points.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:19)
Atlantis lost a shoe, and Marc Gasol just kicked it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:21)
Oh, they teed him up.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:22)
Last side checks? That ain't it, Chief, but neither is this.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:27)
Deron Sharp had no idea that the ball had connected.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:31)
Dang, my bro really just went AFK. But at least he didn't have to go against Steven Adams. They give Steven Adams some hands.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:37)
Wow!

**SPEAKER_4** (2:39)
The one-hander from half court.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:41)
Wow.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:41)
I was going to say, that's the second percentage buster that they've given him.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:45)
Sheesh, I'm not sure which is more impressive, the shot or the hair. On the other hand, the 2019 Toronto Raptors were so impressive, they made Jason Taylor wish he was never born.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:55)
In is the gun, denied!

**SPEAKER_1** (3:02)
I only got two words for you, access denied. However, Tatum isn't the only one going through it. Long before Tatum came a very special someone, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. And that's when the unthinkable happened.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:13)
Here comes Michael. Oh, oh, oh, oh, mark it down. And there's standing.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:20)
It's not often a player sells a fast break, but Michael Jordan selling? That's next to impossible. And if that play finally settles the GOAT debate, I have bad news for you. LeBron did the exact same thing.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:31)
James ahead of the clock goes up.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:40)
Maybe Father Tom is finally calling the King's name. And if LeBron is getting too old, then maybe Anthony Davis is too. After all, he once got a technical for failing to tie his shoe.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:50)
And he falls down, turn over. So he's lost his footing as he came down to earth and lost his shoe through a shoe and crosses. Yeah, that's what he did. He lost it.
Oh, AB's been tossed.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:03)
Well, I be damned. The rest weren't having any of it. Oh, and if you thought that technical was unusual, yes, again.