The Pettiest Fitness Beef Goes Viral (ScottyKFitness & IronSanctuary) - H3 After Dark #108

Ethan Klein (0:00)

Three, two.

David (0:01)

Two.

SPEAKER_3 (0:09)

Whoa, hey, aren't you the guy from the H3 main show?

David (0:13)

Oh, were you one of the over 10,000 people that saw me?

SPEAKER_3 (0:17)

Yeah.

David (0:18)

Wait a second, I know you.

SPEAKER_3 (0:20)

Really?

David (0:21)

You were on, were you on H3 today?

SPEAKER_3 (0:24)

I was, oh my God, thank you.

David (0:25)

I've been watching that podcast for years.

SPEAKER_3 (0:27)

Oh my God, thank you so much.

Carly (0:29)

Who's that little creep?

David (0:30)

He wasn't on the main show.

Harley (0:31)

Who is that?

Ethan Klein (0:33)

I was there for like two seconds.

SPEAKER_3 (0:36)

Were you doing the camera for the coffin?

Ethan Klein (0:39)

No, I was just, I appeared at the end. We were talking about cutting people in half.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

Oh, because you're a magician.

Ethan Klein (0:47)

I am.

Carly (0:47)

Wait, Kate.

SPEAKER_3 (0:48)

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. That's our magic boy.

Ethan Klein (0:50)

Kate, are you one of Candace Owen's ex-girlfriends? Maybe.

SPEAKER_3 (0:57)

You know, I'm choked that you're not this fucking close.

David (1:02)

We really could utilize that cloud in some way.

Ethan Klein (1:06)

Bro, we've seen your Instagram feed. We know your type.

SPEAKER_3 (1:10)

I guarantee that we know some of the same people. And that is, I was like down the rabbit hole looking at my books today. What?

David (1:19)

I'm just sorry.

Carly (1:20)

David's right. What?

David (1:21)

What is her stud name?

SPEAKER_3 (1:23)

What? Oh, my God.

You guys, that perfectly. No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

David (1:29)

Change the thumbnail.

SPEAKER_3 (1:30)

Because guess what? Guess what? Do you remember the stud buds? Yes. Courtney and Natesha. Hang on one second. Let me just get a picture of the stud buds now.

Because I need to show you something that people are saying. God, I love when the world collides like this. Stud buds.

Let's see, let's see, let's see. Show me my girl. Where the hell is she? Here's Courtney. Okay. So here's Courtney here in the middle.

SPEAKER_7 (2:02)

Show your body a merch.

SPEAKER_3 (2:05)

Stud buds merch. This is Courtney, okay? So that's Courtney. Somebody on Twitter said, Courtney Williams is Candace Owens' stud tether.

Because back in the day, Courtney did have long hair. This is Courtney Williams.

David (2:25)

I actually, I was confused for a second actually when I first saw her.

SPEAKER_3 (2:27)

This is Courtney Williams, who you just saw with the shaved head. And this is Candace Owens.

Camera one, camera two, lesbian one, lesbian two.

SPEAKER_8 (2:40)

How crazy is that?

SPEAKER_3 (2:42)

And I said, God damn it. Because I'm so upset. Isn't that crazy?

So her stud name is Courtney Williams.

And she's on the Stud Buds. So there you go. I've never seen them both in the same room.

David (2:57)

They're one in the same, like David and the guy from Smash Mouth and the guy from the other, Guy Fieri.

SPEAKER_7 (3:06)

And David.

David (3:08)

Didn't someone post it?

Carly (3:09)

You sure did. David is Shrek Rock coated?

SPEAKER_6 (3:11)

Oh, yeah.

David (3:12)

Someone shared Smash Mouth picture.

SPEAKER_6 (3:13)

Because of the merch picture.

Carly (3:15)

You didn't see that?

SPEAKER_3 (3:17)

Hang on. No. Something else is happening. That was going to be my little treat surprise, and now it's even better.

Guys, today is crazy. Today is crazy, because, do you guys remember... Wait, what were we talking about? Everything is going so fast.

Ethan Klein (3:35)

Candice Owens.

SPEAKER_7 (3:36)

David is Guy Fieri.

Ethan Klein (3:37)

And you are Scissor Sisters.

SPEAKER_3 (3:39)

Okay, yeah, we're probably Scissor Sisters.

David (3:42)

Diners, Drivers, and Davids.

SPEAKER_3 (3:43)

Like, here's how small Rhode Island is, okay? My wife, who I didn't meet in college.

David (3:50)

My wife.

SPEAKER_3 (3:50)

My wife, who I didn't meet in college.

SPEAKER_6 (3:52)

My wife. Worked.

SPEAKER_3 (3:53)

Her wife. Worked at a Helly Hansen. You guys know what Helly Hansen is?

Carly (4:01)

Yes, I'm from Canada.

Ethan Klein (4:02)

Great success.

SPEAKER_3 (4:03)

It's Norwegian.

Carly (4:05)

I don't care.

SPEAKER_3 (4:06)

Okay, anyway, it's like an outerwear company. My wife worked at.

Ethan Klein (4:11)

My wife.

SPEAKER_3 (4:11)

That store.

In Newport with a girlfriend of a girl that I was sleeping with. She was cheating on me with everybody.

SPEAKER_6 (4:21)

Wow. King of the castle.

I have a chair.

SPEAKER_8 (4:25)

Small.

David (4:27)

Borat's slapping today.

SPEAKER_9 (4:29)

Borat does not slap.

David (4:31)

I know. I think we just got back to Borat being funny again.