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The People's Donkey

The Breakfast Club

November 13, 2026

it’s Friday, so we opened the phone lines for callers to give the People’s Donkey. Listen for more.

Speakers DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God

TopicsComedy

DJ Envy (0:03)

It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.

Charlamagne Tha God (0:05)

Remember that, that's how they choose. Call in now, 800-585-1051.

SPEAKER_4 (0:15)

All right.

Charlamagne Tha God (0:16)

Yes, Donkey of the Day for Friday, November 13th is the People's Donkey. You know, every Friday, we allow you, the people, to give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. And we are broadcasting live from South Carolina State University this morning. And I need South Carolina State to understand that we still have Little Boss and Trap Dickey coming.

SPEAKER_5 (0:36)

And we also have Belly Gang Cushington coming.

Charlamagne Tha God (0:39)

I heard my guy Suave is there as well. Okay. And Ben Riley. So we got all of that coming up in a second. But right now, it's time to get somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. Let's go to the phone lines first. 800-585-1051 while we lining people up. Hello. Who's this? Ain't nobody on the, we didn't schedule the phones, guys. Okay.

SPEAKER_1 (0:56)

So we do have students.

Charlamagne Tha God (0:59)

We were going live. Let's go to the students live from South Carolina State University.

SPEAKER_5 (1:03)

Let's go to the phone lines first, guys.

DJ Envy (1:05)

Just answer the phone, Red.

Charlamagne Tha God (1:08)

Hello.

DJ Envy (1:08)

Who's this?

Charlamagne Tha God (1:10)

There's nobody on the lines, Envy.

This is the beauty of live radio. Okay.

SPEAKER_5 (1:15)

So what's happening right now?

Charlamagne Tha God (1:16)

They're lining everybody up. All right.

SPEAKER_5 (1:18)

Let's go. Chris, go ahead.

Charlamagne Tha God (1:18)

Chris, take us away.

SPEAKER_5 (1:19)

All right.

DJ Envy (1:22)

What's your name and your classification?

Charlamagne Tha God (1:24)

No, she's not the donkey of the day. She's not the donkey, Chris. She's giving the donkey. She's giving the donkey.

SPEAKER_5 (1:29)

How you going to call her a little donkey? All right, Chris, go ahead.

Charlamagne Tha God (1:33)

We live.

SPEAKER_5 (1:33)

Chris, do it again.

Charlamagne Tha God (1:34)

Do it again, Chris. Who you want to get the biggest hee-haw to, ma'am?

SPEAKER_5 (1:38)

All right. So what's your donkey of the day?

My donkey of the day goes to North Carolina Central because they think they're about to come to our Oliver C. Dawson Stadium and beat our Bulldogs. We're talking so much smack on Facebook. So I'm going to tell y'all this. We're going to dig y'all a hole in Oliver C and put y'all in it.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:02)

Wow. Talk that talk.

SPEAKER_4 (2:05)

Because we're going to the Celebration Bowl.

SPEAKER_5 (2:07)

We're going to the Celebration Bowl.

SPEAKER_4 (2:08)

Thank you.

SPEAKER_5 (2:09)

Thank you.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:10)

She looked right in the camera too and said, we're going to bury y'all bastards. Lord have mercy.

SPEAKER_1 (2:17)

Hi, my name is Jada Jackson. I'm a senior.

DJ Envy (2:20)

All right, Jada, who's your donkey today?

SPEAKER_1 (2:22)

My donkey today is for Madison Denise. I don't know if y'all saw what was going on, but she said something about her dark skinned friend. It was like, you too dark skinned to be Gabrielle. How you too dark skinned to be Gabrielle? That's how the one you want to be.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:37)

She deserves that donkey. Yeah, big donkey for that. Give me a, excuse me. Who's Madison Denise? Chris, who's Madison Denise?

SPEAKER_5 (2:43)

All right.

SPEAKER_4 (2:43)

All right, friend. What's your name?

Charlamagne Tha God (2:45)

What's your classification? Hold up.

SPEAKER_5 (2:47)

Hold up. Jalen Wallace said, who's Madison Denise?

Charlamagne Tha God (2:49)

Where's she at?

SPEAKER_5 (2:50)

He said, where's she at?

SPEAKER_1 (2:52)

Who is Madison Denise?

Charlamagne Tha God (2:53)

You got to explain. Oh, she on TikTok.

SPEAKER_1 (2:54)

Madison Denise is on TikTok, TikTok.

SPEAKER_5 (2:57)

Okay.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:57)

Yeah. I'm like, where's she at? Uncle Aiden on TikTok.

SPEAKER_1 (3:00)

All right.

SPEAKER_5 (3:00)

What's your name and what's your classification?

DJ Envy (3:02)

My name is Jaden Wallace and I'm a sophomore. All right, Jalen, who is your donkey of the day today? It's Jaden. My fault, my fault. Jaden.

Charlamagne Tha God (3:08)

Jaden. Okay.

DJ Envy (3:09)

My bad, Jaden. My donkey today goes to a group of individuals that's always texting and calling where you're at and they actively have your location because you could just look. Literally.

Charlamagne Tha God (3:18)

Come on. Thank you.

DJ Envy (3:19)

You get on my nerves. Hey, Jaden.

Charlamagne Tha God (3:23)

What kind of refund check?

DJ Envy (3:25)

I mean, it's like for the people that's like in my circle. You feel me?

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