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The ONLY 6 Accounts You Will Ever Need

Your Money Guide on the Side

July 21, 2025

And in case you missed it, check out last week's episode of Your Money Guide on the Side where Bill Perkins and I answered the question, How Do I Die With Zero?

Speakers Tyler Gardner

TopicsInvestingBusinessEntrepreneurship

Tyler Gardner (0:00)

Real wealth isn't built on hacks, it's built on clarity. What you need is a setup that's simple enough to follow, strong enough to grow with you, and boring enough that you forget about it most of the time. Because that, in the end, is and always will be the privilege of real wealth.

Hello friends, this is Tyler Gardner, welcoming you to another episode of Your Money Guide on the Side, where it is my job to simplify what seems complex, add nuance to what seems simple, and learn from and alongside some of the brightest minds in money, finance, and investing. So let's get started and get you one step closer to where you need to be. We're going to start today with a little experiment. I want you to open your wallet or your bank app or whatever you use, and count exactly how many financial accounts you've got floating around out there. There's your checking. Maybe you have a savings account. Probably a 401k from three jobs ago that's been slowly evaporating in a target date fund you never picked. Maybe a Roth IRA you opened during that one week in your 20s when you were feeling particularly responsible. A brokerage account with $114 and one lonely share of apple you bought back in 2021 because someone on Reddit said diamond hands. And then your partner probably has a few more. And maybe there's a dusty old FSA or HSA somewhere. A thrift savings plan, an annuity, a 529 you forgot the password to. It might be chaos, and I say that lovingly. Because most of us were never handed a clear map for any of this. We didn't learn it in school, as we know. We more likely than not learned it in a panic, during open enrollment or by half-reading the HR packet that came stapled to our first W-2 job, or from a YouTube guy in a rented Lamborghini yelling about passive income at 2x speed. So our financial lives look like junk drawers, half-used tools, expired coupons, some keys to things we no longer own. But here's the good news. You don't need 15 accounts. You only need 6 That's it. Six financial accounts to run your entire life. And not because I said so, but because every major goal— saving, investing, buying a home, retiring, leaving something behind, or just making sure you're not selling plasma into your 70s— can be handled with these six. This episode is about those accounts, the ones that do 99% of the heavy lifting if you just get out of their way. But I'm not just here to tell you what the accounts are, but rather some strategy behind how and when to use them most effectively. No gimmicks, no jargon, no new app you need to download, just six tools used the right way. But before we get into these six accounts, I would like to ask if this show has helped you simplify your money life even a little. Or helped you get one step closer to where you need to be. I'd be truly grateful if you left a quick review on Apple Podcasts. It means more than you know, and I read every single one and internalize them, and they help others find the show. So will your financial life become perfect overnight if you get these six accounts? Absolutely not. But it will become a little less chaotic, and depending on your current state of affairs, that might already feel miraculous. So let's start with the first one, perhaps the obvious one, the account you're probably using right now, and bluntly, maybe misusing too. Number one, the checking account, or what I like to call the grand central station of financial accounts. Now, why it's still called the checking account in the year 2025? I could not tell you. I write about as many checks these days as I churn butter, and yet, this is the unsung workhorse of your financial life. It's not glamorous, doesn't pay much if any interest, no tax advantages, and yet, here it is, front and center. This is where your paycheck lands, it's where your rent leaves, and where, somewhere in between, you find yourself staring at the balance, wondering if you'll ever feel like you're actually making money. Let's be clear about what this account is for.

Movement, and that's it. It's not a vault. It's not a savings plan. It's a train station. Money comes in, money goes out. Do not park your savings here. Do not let your emergency fund marinate in it, like it's 2010 and you're still using ING Direct. Why? Because a checking account, as many of you know, earns just about nothing. The national average in 2024 for APY was 0.07%. You'd make more putting your money in a wishing well and hoping for a generous genie with compound interest. And sure, maybe you're nodding along like Tyler. We know this. This one's obvious. But do you? Because people, smart people, very smart people, still leave thousands, sometimes tens of thousands, sitting there quietly depreciating in what can only be described as stagnant optimism. Sure, it feels safe. It feels easy. And yes, it's where your debit card lives. But that doesn't make it smart. Keeping extra money and checking just because it's convenient is like hanging on to 27 boxes of old clothes in the basement. You swear you'll toss them, but there they sit, just in case bell bottoms make a comeback. And hey, fair enough. According to my wife, they are making a comeback, so maybe I'm the ding-dong here. And I'm not judging. I never am. Because I did this myself for years, letting paychecks pile up like it was my minimalist rainy day fund. I thought I was being smart and frugal. I was actually just being lazy and mildly allergic to account transfers. So here's what I want you to do. Commit to keeping one to two months of regular expenses in your checking account. That's your working capital. Treat yourself like a business. Enough to avoid overdrafts, auto-pay panic, or that moment of existential dread when your card declines while buying contact solution. Everything else, move it somewhere smarter, and we'll talk about where that smarter is in just a second. And if for some odd reason your checking account is still charging you a monthly fee for the privilege of earning nothing, switch banks today. That's like paying $100 a person cover charge to get access to a VIP nightclub table so you have the privilege of now ordering a $1,000 bottle of Grey Goose, which still might not meet your nightly minimum. So that's account number one. Checking necessary? Yes. Important? Absolutely. Exciting? Definitely not. And that's the goal. You want your checking account to be boring. A quiet, efficient conveyor belt, not a storage shed. I want that balance to hover just above zero. That my friends means you're doing it right. That means your money is actually working for you somewhere else. So now let's talk about that somewhere else. Because if you still want accessibility, safety, and a little bit of growth, there's one place your cash can stretch its legs and earn more than Lent. Account number two, the high-yield savings account. Now that your checking account is finally behaving like a proper transit hub, money in, money out, no one trying to live in the terminal or take a nap in the public restrooms, it's time to figure out where to stash the money that doesn't need to be spent today. But let's say you're also not ready to invest this money for the next 30 years. Enter the high-yield savings account, or HYSA. Think of it as a rest stop for your money, but a nice rest stop, the kind you get in, I don't know, Vermont. Clean bathrooms, decent coffee, possibly a conversation about heirloom garlic with the guy behind the counter. It's not glamorous, but it's well lit, low drama, and sometimes even plays Fleetwood Mac softly in the background. This is where sitting money goes to at least jog in place. If checking is your junk drawer, your HYSA is the labeled alphabetized storage bin. Tidy, accessible, and just organized enough to feel like you're winning at adulthood. So what's it actually for? Well, this is your short-term holding tank. For goals or expenses, you can see and name on the horizon. That's important. I'll get to that in a minute. A vacation you're already planning. Car repairs you know are coming. A security deposit for a move you've already mentally committed to. Or that magical, I hate this job and I'm leaving in six months fund. You need that one. This is cash you need, but not necessarily today. And because you're not investing it, you want it somewhere it can at least stretch its legs a little while it waits. So here's the big win of the HYSA currently. As of mid-2025, many high-yield savings accounts are still yielding around 4 to 4.5%. Now that's not retirement money, but it's certainly better than 0.07% you're getting in checking. It's the difference between your money slowly evaporating and your money keeping pace with inflation while you figure out what to do next. But quick public service announcement. Those high yields? They're not forever. Banks will tempt you with flashy intro rates, but always check the fine print. Because if the Fed cut short-term rates, your high-yield savings account will cut rates. If the Fed doesn't cut short-term rates, your high-yield savings account will still most likely cut rates. And no, they don't need to text you first to let you know.

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