The One With Halloween, Meteor Showers & a Trio of Legendary Max Battles!

Masterful 27 (0:30)

The heavy at the front, weighty at the...

Ian Waterfall (0:31)

CRT.

PoGoMiloUK (0:32)

Yeah, yeah, proper heavy duty, you know.

Masterful 27 (0:36)

Polish TV, yeah.

PoGoMiloUK (0:39)

Made of concrete.

Masterful 27 (0:42)

I can visualize that. So you've got your, basically, your broadband smarter than your TV is what you say.

Connor (0:47)

Significantly so, yes.

Ian Waterfall (0:48)

Franspacchu.

What? Franspacchu.

PoGoMiloUK (0:52)

How rude.

SPEAKER_6 (0:54)

Franspacechu.

Ian Waterfall (0:55)

Is it called spacechu? I thought it was called astrochu.

PoGoMiloUK (0:58)

Astrochu. Well, technically, the other one was cosmogchu.

Masterful 27 (1:01)

There's a lot of theme around space at the moment.

PoGoMiloUK (1:04)

If we're going to be really technical, we'd have to refer back to the article.

Masterful 27 (1:07)

Yeah.

Ian Waterfall (1:07)

And guys, everyone's saying you've just jumped in, that you're late. Actually, we're late because Mark was stuck on the motorway. So we've been here all of three minutes.

PoGoMiloUK (1:17)

Which motorway? Which was it? The M5?

Masterful 27 (1:20)

It's M5.

Ian Waterfall (1:20)

It's M5.

PoGoMiloUK (1:21)

The M5.

Masterful 27 (1:22)

Milo got excited then.

He's like, how many motorways have you got in Poland, Milo? Have you got the M1? Have you got the M2 yet?

PoGoMiloUK (1:29)

They don't do M's here. It's A, isn't it? No, they do S's.

SPEAKER_6 (1:34)

No, it's Polish, isn't it?

PoGoMiloUK (1:36)

They have a Spressway and that sort of thing.

Ian Waterfall (1:38)

Yeah, but S is Express, so that's the...

SPEAKER_6 (1:40)

No. S is for Substandard, maybe?

PoGoMiloUK (1:44)

S is Super Duper.

Ian Waterfall (1:46)

Spressway.

Connor (1:47)

Spressway.

PoGoMiloUK (1:48)

Spress-a-way.

Masterful 27 (1:50)

Spress-a-way.

Ian Waterfall (1:53)

That's Italy.

Masterful 27 (1:55)

Super, super highway.

PoGoMiloUK (1:57)

They label their motorways depending on what kind of coffee they want to do, so you've got to take the cappuccino to the city here.

Masterful 27 (2:06)

Oh, what a life we lead, what a life.

Ian Waterfall (2:08)

Where does non-fat, oat milk macchiato lead you to?

PoGoMiloUK (2:12)

Hell.

Ian Waterfall (2:22)

This week on the Incensed Podcast, Mark spaces out in London, Milo maybe goes or bare again, and I'm mentally already on a plane, but not before him.

Get. Welcome back to episode 296 of the Incense Podcast, and it's time to...

Josh (2:44)

Oh, you dirty dogs, drop your incense.

Ian Waterfall (2:47)

I'm Ian Waterfall, and with me this week, as we inch closer to the landmark episode 300, Markyboy, Masterful 27, and Whitfield, PoGoMiloP.L.U.K. Boys, just like to say plug, actually, in front of me.

SPEAKER_6 (3:03)

Yeah, I thought I'd abide by your show notes.

Ian Waterfall (3:05)

Yeah. It's been like a week and a half. It's been a long time since we've actually seen each other, sat on beds, reclined and recorded together.

PoGoMiloUK (3:17)

Well, you were very leisurely in Lisbon.

Ian Waterfall (3:19)

Well, you got to, man. You got to.

Masterful 27 (3:21)

He was leisurely in Lisbon.

SPEAKER_6 (3:23)

I can be a TV show.

PoGoMiloUK (3:25)

Leisurely in Lisbon. What a note for that showcase.

Ian Waterfall (3:27)

I wasn't completely leisurely in Lisbon on the last day. Let's just say that.

Masterful 27 (3:32)

Oh, no.

No. Oh, no. Anyway.

Ian Waterfall (3:36)

Anyway, yeah, moving on. Whitfield, how are things in Polska?

PoGoMiloUK (3:41)

Polska, having only been back here for a little while. We are, we're good. Life is hectic and absolutely flat out, but there's lots of exciting shenanigans going on.

Ian Waterfall (3:51)

I have a question for you, matey. Which is, how many times are you going to put the, this is my final time in Ealing post up.

PoGoMiloUK (3:58)

Well that was it.

Ian Waterfall (4:00)

Yeah, but you've done it about four times now.

PoGoMiloUK (4:02)

Twice. Mr Vasso, I think you need to go and get your eyesight checked and take to a double vision.

Ian Waterfall (4:07)

I don't know, it's just every time I've got an Instagram it's like, right, that's it, bye, Ealing.

PoGoMiloUK (4:10)

Every time.

Masterful 27 (4:11)

You've done that before.

PoGoMiloUK (4:13)

I've been back to Ealing twice. No, that's it. I am fully out of Ealing completely now. Everything's done and dusted over that side of the pond or the channel, always outside of Europe.

Masterful 27 (4:24)

So there you go.

He's been de-England-y. So soon you'll be PoGoMiloUK.

Ian Waterfall (4:30)

De-Englified.

PoGoMiloUK (4:31)

Jesus Christ.

Ian Waterfall (4:35)

We'll just try, but he'll never be completely de-Englified.

Masterful 27 (4:38)

No, he won't.

PoGoMiloUK (4:39)

No, not with this accent, that's for sure. Goodness me. But yes, how are you, Marky, having survived the horrors of the M5?