The One Recorded At CITY SAFARI Lisbon

PoGoMiloUK (0:00)

This is 295 from Lisboa, live from our hotel bedroom. We haven't had that one.

Ian Waterfall (0:43)

This guy, this guy, this guy was the odd impression. They're not all AI. Some of them are people doing impressions.

PoGoMiloUK (0:48)

Pick your microphone up so we can hear you.

Ian Waterfall (0:51)

Yeah, they're not all AI, Mark. Some of them are actually people doing impressions of us.

PoGoMiloUK (0:54)

I've got to be honest, I am feeling very cleansed, very mindful after that. Thank you so much, Vasa.

Ian Waterfall (0:59)

I'm glad you're feeling cleansed, because I am sticky as hell.

PoGoMiloUK (1:02)

And on that note, yes, thanks for listening.

Ian Waterfall (1:13)

This week on the Incense Podcast, Milo...

PoGoMiloUK (1:16)

You go first, yeah. Mark Milenian. This is a problem, we haven't organized absolutely anything at all.

Ian Waterfall (1:23)

This week on the Incense Podcast, Milo thinks that Lisbon is all downhill.

PoGoMiloUK (1:29)

I'll judge you by the weekend, maybe. Mark was kicked, belligerently kicking and screaming into Starbucks. He wasn't.

Ian Waterfall (1:37)

He wasn't willingly, I promise.

Masterful 27 (1:40)

And Ian's made numerous trips down the steps in Lisbon, and nearly tripped over a pigeon in the same moment. I couldn't go.

Ian Waterfall (1:47)

I actually did. There was a pigeon that just wouldn't move to play cheeky with me. It was just...

PoGoMiloUK (1:52)

Are you sure it wasn't a Midlands pigeon?

Ian Waterfall (1:54)

It could have been.

PoGoMiloUK (1:56)

Bloody hell, do you want some? Oh, you sleepy sailors, it's time to drop your incense. And that's right, for episode 295, directly from the Incensed Podcast bedroom here in Lisboa, we have, of course, three bunkmates. Yeah. We're not that poor, thankfully.

Like I said, we've got Masterful 27, we've got Ian Stickyfall and me, PoGo Sweaty UK. Not so much after day two of Lisbon City Safari.

Ian Waterfall (2:26)

And people said in this podcast, all things are equal. I can confirm they are not. Milo has a king-sized bed and Mark and I are on barely singles.

Masterful 27 (2:36)

I was just going to say Milo proudly made the reference to say that we're not poor like that. Well, when you look across at our little islands here...

PoGoMiloUK (2:46)

It is a picture, ladies and gentlemen.

Masterful 27 (2:48)

We like to paint a picture on the show, don't we?

PoGoMiloUK (2:50)

A thousand words will describe a picture.

Masterful 27 (2:53)

A thousand words could describe any picture, to be fair.

PoGoMiloUK (2:55)

You make the picture, listeners. Yeah.

Masterful 27 (2:59)

For now, this has been good fun, isn't it? We're sat here now and we're going to our contacts, obviously, before we go into the chat.

PoGoMiloUK (3:06)

Maybe. But yeah.

Masterful 27 (3:07)

Yeah, let's do it. So you can follow us on X Instagram, Freds, Campfire, Incensed Podcast.

Ian Waterfall (3:15)

Are we still putting X for it first?

Masterful 27 (3:16)

Yeah, why not?

PoGoMiloUK (3:17)

It's whichever person reads it out, to be honest.

Masterful 27 (3:19)

Yeah. And at Incensed Podcast, you can also contact us on email at contact.incensedpodcast.com.

And we do also have a WhatsApp number for your voice messages.

PoGoMiloUK (3:29)

Insert in post, which Ian's going to have to put in because he hasn't sent me the sound files in like a year.

Ian Waterfall (3:35)

Good point.

Masterful 27 (3:36)

Bad Ian.

PoGoMiloUK (3:36)

Bad Ian.

Masterful 27 (3:38)

I'm AI. Jennifer Lawrence and you can send the Incensed Podcast a WhatsApp voice message on plus 44 7592695696

Ian Waterfall (3:46)

We'll do an update. SFX 2026, fingers crossed.

PoGoMiloUK (3:49)

But it's going to be really good because this will be a very interesting, slightly different show to the typical live show, which we do in the midst of an event. We've actually just come to the conclusion of Lisbon's City Safari event here for 2026

Ian Waterfall (4:03)

We have, we've never done a post-event live recording together where we do a full review. So next week, we won't need to speak about Lisbon again.

PoGoMiloUK (4:13)

Exactly. It's also just occurred to me this is what GoCast do, don't they? They go back to the hotel room and go, well, that event was interesting.

Masterful 27 (4:20)

And that's it. And Lured Up.

PoGoMiloUK (4:22)

Thank God, the mic.

Ian Waterfall (4:23)

Oh my God, after five years we're falling into the Lured Up GoCast tropes.

PoGoMiloUK (4:27)

Have you ever felt more comfortable? Vassar's reclined on his bed now.

Ian Waterfall (4:32)

I know, if I fall asleep, listeners, I'm sorry.

PoGoMiloUK (4:34)

It's been a mad day or two days for all of us.