The One About Locktober

SPEAKER_2 (0:02)

And I'm Monét X Change.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:04)

And this is Sibling Rivalry.

Monét X Change (0:22)

On this week's episode, we have a threesome with Taylor.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:25)

We celebrate Locktober.

Monét X Change (0:27)

And we find out what made Bob say this.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:29)

You just woke up at the club. And we find out what made Monét say this.

Monét X Change (0:32)

And this is like a popular thing.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:40)

What is Portola?

Monét X Change (0:41)

Portola is a festival in San Francisco.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:43)

I thought it'd be in Portland.

Monét X Change (0:45)

Oh no. It's one...

Bob the Drag Queen (0:47)

They just call it San Prola. I thought you said Portola.

Monét X Change (0:52)

Yeah, Portola. P-O-R-T-O-L-A. Portola.

Bob the Drag Queen (0:55)

Yeah, you're saying Portola. But I think you say Portola.

Monét X Change (0:59)

Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:00)

Why is it called Portola?

Monét X Change (1:01)

I don't know. I've never been to this festival before.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:02)

What would you name your festival?

SPEAKER_5 (1:04)

You should throw a festival.

Monét X Change (1:06)

This is sort of casual. I think you're capable. Just do a festival today?

Bob the Drag Queen (1:10)

Not today. I didn't say you should throw a...

Monét X Change (1:12)

That's not what I said.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:12)

I didn't even say it like that. But I think you should throw a festival.

Monét X Change (1:15)

Maybe one day.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:16)

What's it called?

Monét X Change (1:17)

Um...

Bob the Drag Queen (1:19)

Exchange of Palooza.

Monét X Change (1:20)

No. It would be called...

Bob the Drag Queen (1:22)

Monet Mix World Goes Round. Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet.

Monét X Change (1:26)

No. It would be called...

Hetty.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:30)

Hetty?

Monét X Change (1:31)

Yeah, Hetty.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:32)

What's that about?

Monét X Change (1:33)

Just Hetty, because when you like... I'm gonna encourage drugs at my festival.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:37)

You probably shouldn't say that publicly.

Monét X Change (1:39)

Heavily. Everyone should.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:41)

Definitely shouldn't say that.

Monét X Change (1:43)

But I want it to be like a very free Hetty space. It's like just taking the music and just like... Like cacao.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:49)

Who's the headliner?

Monét X Change (1:51)

SZA.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:53)

Okay. What's it cost to get SZA there? Huh? What's it cost to get SZA there?

Monét X Change (1:56)

You know what it cost to get SZA there.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:57)

Let's plan your first one realistically. Can we plan... Can this be the one where we plan Hetty?

Monét X Change (2:02)

Okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:03)

So who's the actual headliner?

Monét X Change (2:05)

SZA.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:06)

You think you can afford SZA?

Monét X Change (2:07)

I mean, I want to go big or go home, babe.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:10)

Where you gonna get this money from?

Monét X Change (2:10)

You gonna get it from investors? Investors and backers.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:13)

Do you have any friends? Oh, who's your friend?

Monét X Change (2:15)

The mentor lady? Janina.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:17)

Janina?

Monét X Change (2:18)

Janina can even invest.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:20)

Gina?

Monét X Change (2:22)

Gina... Garren?

Bob the Drag Queen (2:25)

The redhead? Jenny.

Jenny can invest?

Monét X Change (2:32)

Jenny.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:33)

Do you think maybe...

Monét X Change (2:35)

I could probably trick Stokes. Dr. Stokes? Dr. Stokes. I could trick Stokes. Maybe Stokes will invest and be a headliner as well.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:42)

So then you can get a two for one. Then you can get her to pay to perform.

Monét X Change (2:45)

Exactly.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:46)

This is Fire Fest.

Monét X Change (2:47)

This is Fire Fest. I was prepared.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:51)

Are you performing?

Monét X Change (2:52)

Not for the first one. I want to be... What? I want to be...

I want to get it up and going. Maybe for the second annual, I'll perform. I'll headline.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:00)

Where is it at?

Monét X Change (3:01)

I think this one is going to be in California. I want a festival in California.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:05)

Can I just say, I think the California festival market is pretty competitive.