The Odyssey of Elliot Page – July 8, 2026

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Drew Lane, huh? I don't know who he is.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
He's got huge balls.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:03)
Drew Lane?

**Drew Lane** (0:04)
Drew Lane!

**SPEAKER_5** (0:05)
Shout out to Drew Lane.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:07)
Drew Lane's mom hates Jack Goggins.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:08)
He does have amazing balls.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:10)
Drew Lane is in some weird shit.

**Drew Lane** (0:11)
I mean, he has amazing balls.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
The Drew Lane Show, I mean, it's just, I mean, the guy is just awful.

**Drew Lane** (0:18)
Who wouldn't fuck me?
All right. Hey, what's poppin? We're in the dealsandd.com studios today with Marc and Brandon Roberto. Dave Landau is here. Special guest. Dave's got a hard out at seven.

**Dave Landau** (0:33)
I do.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:34)
Hot.

**Drew Lane** (0:34)
That's the first hard out in the history of the show, I think.

**Dave Landau** (0:37)
Yes.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:37)
I'm sure Maz has had a few hard outs, but he just leaves whenever he wants. He doesn't tell anybody.

**Drew Lane** (0:42)
We've had outs. I don't think we had a hard out.

**Dave Landau** (0:44)
I don't know how else to word it.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:46)
It sounds very official, right?

**Drew Lane** (0:48)
Yeah, it sounds really important.

**Dave Landau** (0:49)
It sounds slobby.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:52)
President Trump could call it 659 and you're like, I gotta go. Sorry. It's a hard out.

**Dave Landau** (0:56)
Hard out. He's gotta leave right now.

**Drew Lane** (0:58)
Dave's got a TV appearance tomorrow night.

**Dave Landau** (1:00)
Tomorrow night.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:01)
Where at? Plug it.

**Dave Landau** (1:02)
Gutfeld. I'll be on Gutfeld. Okay, all right. So check it out.

**Drew Lane** (1:06)
Anything in the area coming up?

**Dave Landau** (1:08)
davelando.com. I'm gonna be at a thing with you. I know that, but we haven't announced it.

**Drew Lane** (1:13)
October the 2nd at Rock and Bruise.

**Dave Landau** (1:16)
Oh, we have announced it.

**Drew Lane** (1:17)
Yes.

**Dave Landau** (1:17)
Oh, sweet. Okay, that's where I'll be.

**Drew Lane** (1:19)
I don't know if tickets are available yet.

**BranDon** (1:21)
I don't think they are.

**Drew Lane** (1:22)
They will be very soon, though.

**BranDon** (1:23)
Yeah, very soon, and we'll announce it, and we'll have links so you can buy your tickets. And it's gonna be a hot ticket because these things sell out, and everybody has a great time at these. They've only gotten better every year.

**Drew Lane** (1:33)
Absolutely. No, it's gonna be great. First time at Rock and Bruise. I want to mention Hall Financial. You know Hall Financial. Mortgage rates are the lowest. They've been in three years. They're the five-star guys. You've done such a great job for our people. And now, not only will they help with your mortgage, but they've got Champions Club tickets for you.
We've got two pairs. One pair is for Dodgers Tigers in August. So call hallfirst.com/baseball to register, or you can call 866-CALL-HALL. Win tickets, assault the buffet, save money in your mortgage as well. Just call Hall, 866-CALL-HALL.
And let's see, where to start today? Brandon was, I don't know, I want to say he was ballyhooing a little bit. A couple of restaurant entrances, when Dave and I came down here and I'm like, can a restaurant entrance be that interesting? But I'm gonna take your word for it, Brandon.

**BranDon** (2:22)
I saw a restaurant entrance that really annoyed me. And then I saw a restaurant exit that almost made me vomit.

**Drew Lane** (2:30)
Okay.

**BranDon** (2:30)
So we'll start with the entrance where Jaden Smith was spotted with his new girlfriend in Paris. He's annoying, but watch his hands.

**Dave Landau** (2:40)
There's a song about this.

**BranDon** (2:42)
Oh, of course it's got this dumb music. I thought there'd be people yelling at him, but he's walking in. Where's his hands at?

**Drew Lane** (2:48)
Um, wait, what?

**BranDon** (2:50)
Now, what's he doing with his hand now?

**Drew Lane** (2:52)
What was? Brandon, explain what you just saw.

**BranDon** (2:56)
Okay. For our non-YouTube audience. By the way, he walks in with a woman. Go ahead, Marc.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:04)
This is the real problem with Bill Cosby drugging all those women, because why can't he be there to tell him to pull up his pants?

**Dave Landau** (3:09)
That's true.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:10)
Isn't that Bill Cosby's big thing about kids saying, look how fucking low his pants are? They're down by his knees.

**BranDon** (3:15)
Jaden Smith exits a vehicle with his girlfriend in Paris, and while he's walking, yes, he's sagging, but his right hand is just holding on to his penis.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:24)
I hope they wipe that door handle down. You know why, right?