The NBA Has Officially Lost Control

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These are the 30 craziest moments in the NBA. And coming in at number 30, Nikolaj Jokic can't stop shaking his badonkadon.
Hold up, Jokic didn't tell me he had an OnlyFans. That's mad disrespectful. But while Jokic is using his booty for clout, Tim Hardaway once did something even more disrespectful.

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As the Raptors cut it to a six-point game.

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With those skills, it's only a matter of time till the MLB starts sliding in Hardaway's DMs. However, do you know who I want to slide in my DMs? Brandon Knight. Because rumor has it, he's pretty good at blowing. What?

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Johnson throws it, intercepted.

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Knight, two seconds, one second.

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He missed it at the horn.

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Never seen anything like that. My goodness.

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We are going to double overtime on a missed layup by Brandon Knight.

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It's all right, bro. You can tell me, how much did the Nets pay you? On the other hand, I don't want Carlos Boozer anywhere near me, or else I may never have kids again.

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Bomb in the pass. Boozer draw move in the lane and had enough to get it to goal.
Fist pumps and almost punched Dan Crawford, who was making the foul call.

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Wait a second, why is the referee smiling? Are his balls secretly made out of titanium? Speaking of which, if you want your balls to turn into titanium, keep watching, because still to come, we've got a mid-game trade, a weather delay in the greatest play of one NBA legend's career. But first up, we got to address the elephant in the room, because let's face it, referees are placed on a pedestal. As the second one player complains about a call, then boom, the NBA smacks him with a fine. However, what if I told you one player eventually decided enough is enough, and instead of holding in frustration, he spoke his truth.

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I mean, I don't mind. I'll take a fine. I don't really care. I thought, you know, Ben Taylor was fucking terrible tonight. I thought that most nights, you know, a couple of the, you know, out of the three, there's one or two that just f*** the game up.

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Yo, I just got a genius idea for the next Netflix special, the roast of Ben Taylor. That said, Dillon Brooks is getting roasted as we speak. From his beef with Draymond Green, to Kyrie Irving not winning his game jersey and technical out to almost every other game, there's no denying it. He's easy to roast. Although, if you ask me, he does it to himself.

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Brooks knew it was Tuesday night.

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Stone cold Dillon Brooks.
Oh, you didn't know? Wow.

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Homie thought he was stone cold Steve Austin, shaking my head. That said, this moment got me shaking my entire body.

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Six measured earthquake in California, just yesterday.

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And we can feel tremors here in the building. The score clock is shifting ever so slightly.

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So people are heading to the exits as we speak. I think they're going to clear the players appropriately. So is that scoreboard above mid-court was moving quite significantly a couple of minutes ago.

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Now, earthquake during NBA game is already bad enough. Although Mother Nature still hasn't finished messing with the Pelicans, because on May 4th, 2021, the force was not with them, let alone the electricity.

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Here comes Steff. He's scattered situations.

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He shot the lights out.

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That's a different way to defend Curry right there, is turn the power off.

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Not going to lie, that's the closest something has ever come to slowing down Steff Curry. Actually, I lied. Turns out Mother Nature had one final act up their sleeve. It was the 2022 Western Conference Finals, game four between the Warriors and Mavericks. Warriors leading 3-0 with a chance to pull off the sweep in the Mavericks' very own American Airlines arena. But just as the Warriors were ready to send the knockout blow, this happened.

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We have a leak on the floor from the roof. There's been some rain here in the Metroplex, Dallas-Fort Worth area, and you can see how they are trying to absorb it. There we go.
There's no way.

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I would be up there.

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Could you be up there, Coach, walking around on that?

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Fast forward a few hours, and it was Mavericks with all smiles, defeating the Warriors 119 to 109 But the Mavericks aren't the only ones smiling. Some fans got their hands on precious cargo.