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These are NBA videos you won't believe actually exist.
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And a pull up jumper around, around again, and then finally down for Richardson.
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And first, the mob boys went from cleaning floors to playing lockdown defense.
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He got blocked by the cleanup crew on the floor, missed the shot, and Waters cleans up the miss.
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That had to be a violation, but nobody got violated like this next one. See, Jalen Durin finished a dunk and took Walker Kessler for a ride. Left bro disrespected, but our next moment landed these players straight to the bench. See Andre Drummond turn Tory Craig's highlight into a tragedy.
I bet that spilled into the locker room, but Travis Scott spilled all over the floor. See, a loose ball hit Travis Drink and created a fountain of issues.
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Right there. Oh wow, that's a geyser. Look at that.
I don't know if I've seen celebrity spillage to that effect.
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Unreal, but that wasn't the only party foul on our list, cuz Mason Plumlee left the court soaked.
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Hustling after it and he won't get to it.
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It's kind of out of his glass touching him.
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And a beverage went everywhere in that front row.
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Oh, really everywhere.
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Dude deserves a check for leaving those wasted, and so should Klay Thompson. See, Klay was running full speed next to a lady ref and went head over heel.
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And Klay just ran into the official on the sideline.
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Glad he's okay. They're laughing about it.
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Klay was out there falling in love with me game, but he wasn't the only one taking hard fall. Look, Bron fell so hard, he left the mark. Literally.
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Here comes James.
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Stumbles down with approaching Iguodala.
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I've never seen that before.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, he almost churned his left ankle there.
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Yeah, it was the left side.
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Brown was out there burning rubber, but Jalen Brown was burned for dressing backwards.
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Jalen Brown is just noticing he's got his shorts on backwards.
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And he wasn't the only one having wardrobe malfunction because Isaiah Stewart tried to leave Dwight Howard exposed.
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Standing inside and missing is Tyrese Maxey.
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Dude was reaching for some cheeks, but imagine dancing with Dennis Rodman. See, Dennis had his opponent fuming when he turned the basketball floor into a dance floor. He had no idea what was happening until it was too late. And it was the same for Tony Allen, because the Koopie Kids was killing it during half time when Tony Allen said, Nah, it's my time.
Dude should have been there to interrupt our next play, cause Luke Walton and Kwame Brown made a play for the other team.
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The other team is probably struggling. That is unbelievable, I don't know if I've ever seen that before. I was just gonna say, don't put that over here.
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They were out there mindless, but Russell Westbrook was shoeless. Cause Russ didn't let a couple of loose items stop him from getting buckets.
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It's shoeless Russell Westbrook.
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Go ahead, Russ.
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Who needs shoes?
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Here it is.
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Brody wasn't passing up a chance to make a play that never existed, and neither was Greg Popovich. Because imagine a 75-year-old man being confused for a play.
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As Ingram throws it to Pop, and Pop tries his luck in some form.
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Coach was really about to show them how it's done, but he wasn't the only one getting ill-advised passes. Because Alexey Pokhachevsky thought the referee was his new teammate.
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Pokhachevsky throws it up, and Curtis Blair.
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Oh my goodness!
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Ref didn't expect to be a part of the action, and neither did this next fan. See, a courtside fan was running her mouth until LeBron left her straight scared.
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He's not happy here.
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Ron settled his issues with violence, and Anthony Edwards settled his with a kid's game. Look, and Troy Brown Jr. wanted to stay in the game, so they worked it out by going old school. Nothing more fair than a good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, but Zion Williamson doesn't play fair at all. I mean, Dude is so powerful, he gave the basketball hoop some loose screws.
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Dude's dunk was a showstopper, but you wouldn't believe what caused the next game to stop. Look, when fans don't like what they're seeing.
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