The Most Insufferable Woman I've Ever Met | Financial Audit

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Caleb Hammer (1:00)

You wanted his kids back that you hate?

Victoria (1:02)

They'd rather talk to me over... She's been called Step Monster. I'm just throwing that at her.

Caleb Hammer (1:05)

Step Monster!

Victoria (1:06)

Johnny, you are just a simp. A simp? Do everything that you can to satisfy me, but...

Caleb Hammer (1:13)

I just had a wife complain that her man does everything he can do to satisfy her.

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You don't have respect for her either. Literally, she told you to face your marriage was a matter of convenience. She just needed health insurance.

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Victoria (2:06)

I'm Victoria. I'm 36

Johnny (2:08)

I am Johnny. I'm also 36 We're from Valparaiso, Indiana.

Victoria (2:11)

And this is Financial Audit.

Caleb Hammer (2:14)

So why the Hitler haircut?

Johnny (2:16)

I don't know why everybody keeps saying that. This is her idea.

SPEAKER_9 (2:18)

Oh, everybody keeps saying that?

Victoria (2:19)

Maybe that should be like a wake up call.

Johnny (2:21)

This was her idea.

SPEAKER_9 (2:22)

I had it much longer. It was slicked back.

Johnny (2:26)

You literally told our hairstylist how to cut my hair.

Victoria (2:29)

I did not tell you to style it that way.

Johnny (2:31)

This is how she styled it.

Caleb Hammer (2:33)

Okay. What do you do for...

What do you do?

Johnny (2:37)

I am a cop.

Caleb Hammer (2:37)

Adolf. Adolf is walking around with a gun all day?

Johnny (2:43)

Here, try it. Try it on for size. Freeze!

SPEAKER_9 (2:47)

Oh, that's funny.

Victoria (2:51)

This is her idea. That is not the style that it was.

Caleb Hammer (2:55)

That's great. It's the style that he's wearing. That's very interesting to see a cop pull up, looking like that. What do you make? Cops make good money. I don't know, Valparaiso, so maybe small town.

Johnny (3:07)

I'm not in Valpo. Valpo sucks. No, I don't work in Valpo.

Caleb Hammer (3:10)

Oh, you hate the town that you protect and serve.

Johnny (3:12)

I don't work in Valpo because police...

Caleb Hammer (3:14)

What town do you work in?

Johnny (3:15)

Anyways, I'm about an hour east.

SPEAKER_9 (3:18)

Okay.

Caleb Hammer (3:19)

Is it a big town?

SPEAKER_9 (3:20)

Yep, it's pretty big.

Victoria (3:22)

What do you make?

Johnny (3:22)

About $75 a year.

Caleb Hammer (3:24)

Sure, that's great. What hits your account on a monthly basis?

Johnny (3:27)

Take home is about $5,000 a month.

Victoria (3:29)

It's $4,800. Well, he said about. It's $4,800.

Caleb Hammer (3:36)

Okay, it's interesting.

Johnny (3:37)

We'll go with $48,000 then.

Caleb Hammer (3:38)

What are you?

Victoria (3:40)

I'm a nurse. Controlling.

Caleb Hammer (3:41)

No, no, no, no, no. Well, okay, both those things were... You have the face of a black woman but the skin color of a white woman. The nose of an African, but again, the skin color of a white woman.