The Most Cringe Murder Trial Ever: Caleb Flynn - H3 After Dark #105
H3 Podcast
September 26, 2026
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Speakers Hila Klein, Ethan Klein, Dan Fucks, Harley Morenstein, Olivia, Nate
TopicsComedy
Hila Klein (0:00)
So, you're not worried about hosting the whole family for the holidays?
SPEAKER_2 (0:02)
Why would I be?
SPEAKER_3 (0:03)
Wayfair had everything I needed to get the house holiday ready.
Hila Klein (0:06)
What if Mike brings his cheerful dogs?
SPEAKER_3 (0:08)
My tree has tons of five-star reviews telling me how sturdy it is.
Hila Klein (0:12)
But what if everyone's plus one brings a plus one?
SPEAKER_3 (0:14)
We'll see how extendable this extendable table really is. And extra chairs are on the way.
Hila Klein (0:19)
Okay, what if there's a blizzard and everyone has to sleep over?
SPEAKER_3 (0:22)
Ready to go with extra bedding and towels.
Hila Klein (0:24)
From guest-ready essentials to holiday decor you can trust, Wayfair delivers.
Ethan Klein (0:36)
Hey, everybody.
I don't even have chat up. What's going on? Is this, are we started? Are we good, Nate? Are we good?
Dan Fucks (0:43)
Yeah, we're good to go.
Hila Klein (0:44)
Sorry.
Ethan Klein (0:45)
Okay.
Dan Fucks (0:45)
Hi, everyone. We're live? Welcome.
Hila Klein (0:49)
We are live.
Ethan Klein (0:53)
I just want to pull up our chat. How's it going, everyone? Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Harley Morenstein (1:03)
Not my fault. We were late, by the way.
Ethan Klein (1:05)
It's not your fault. It wasn't your fault. It wasn't your fault at all.
SPEAKER_8 (1:09)
Hi, friends.
Ethan Klein (1:11)
Nate is here. Thank you, Nate. Shout out, Nate.
Harley Morenstein (1:14)
Yo, Nate.
Dan Fucks (1:15)
Hell yeah.
Harley Morenstein (1:17)
Hello, hello.
Dan Fucks (1:19)
Nate is helping us tonight.
Harley Morenstein (1:20)
So happy you're here.
Ethan Klein (1:21)
I know.
Olivia (1:23)
We're so grateful.
Ethan Klein (1:25)
And we're going to do a nice tight show for Nate.
Nate (1:28)
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
Ethan Klein (1:29)
A nice tight show.
SPEAKER_10 (1:31)
We can cut that shit off.
Ethan Klein (1:34)
Are you okay? Nate, are you all right?
Hila Klein (1:37)
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
SPEAKER_10 (1:38)
Okay.
Ethan Klein (1:41)
We can cut the jam. Happy Friday, everybody. David, little boy, David is away. He is on a secret mission that I don't want to spoil anything, so I'm not going to say anything.
It's not related to us. It's a personal mission, and I'm sure he'll talk all about it on Monday.
Harley Morenstein (2:01)
Who cares? We got Nate in the house.
Hila Klein (2:05)
Nate in the building.
Ethan Klein (2:07)
We love Nate so much.
Harley Morenstein (2:08)
You literally, you guys wouldn't even have David if Nate didn't exist.
Nate (2:14)
That is, that is mostly true.
Ethan Klein (2:16)
That is true.
Harley Morenstein (2:16)
Like literally no one out there. You wouldn't even have David or anything that comes with David without Nate. And he's here right now pressing the buttons.
Ethan Klein (2:26)
In the dark. We got Nate, everyone. The prequel.
Harley Morenstein (2:30)
What do you mean in the dark?
Ethan Klein (2:31)
He looks like he's in the dark right now.
Nate (2:33)
Because I'm darker than David, Kate?
Ethan Klein (2:35)
No!
SPEAKER_8 (2:38)
You are it.
Dan Fucks (2:40)
Do you even have lights on? Hold on a second.
Nate (2:43)
They're put on blast right now.
Harley Morenstein (2:45)
Can you shut up?
Dan Fucks (2:45)
Can you switch to yourself?
Ethan Klein (2:47)
Can you switch to yourself?
Harley Morenstein (2:49)
Who's Browner?
Ethan Klein (2:51)
Jesus Christ.
Nate (2:53)
I'm darker than David.
Harley Morenstein (2:55)
Yeah, but so like...
Ethan Klein (2:57)
No. Okay.
SPEAKER_8 (3:01)
Sorry, because I got questions.
Harley Morenstein (3:05)
I'll save those in a corner of Ethan's backyard with you boys. Perfect.
Ethan Klein (3:10)
Yeah, just corner two of the staff of color.
Harley Morenstein (3:14)
Punish them with my presence.
Ethan Klein (3:16)
Yeah, that sounds really good.
I have the Guarlee Davidson shirt. I'm so excited about it. I love it, you guys. VIP folks will be able to get early access on Wednesday, 11 a.m., and then everyone else will be able to get it Friday of next week. It is, I will tell you right now, it is so soft.
It is like a thinner, softer tee, which I love. I don't like those kind of stiff black shirts, you know? And it has this contrast.
Harley Morenstein (3:56)
Oh, calling me out right now. It's like hacking my shirt.
Ethan Klein (3:59)
No, it's fine for other people.
Harley Morenstein (4:01)
No, it's literally a garbage Amazon shirt.
Ethan Klein (4:03)
I don't like that. And it's got like the contrast stitching.
It's so cute.
Hila Klein (4:11)
That's cool.
Harley Morenstein (4:12)
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