The Meta Show S4 Ep8 - New Host - New Style

**SPEAKER_1** (0:02)
When it comes to Eve Online, every player wants to know the most effective tactic available. You want to know the meta. The meta controls everything. It determines what will and will not happen. Knowing the meta will alter your views, make you question your reality.
It might even make you laugh.
And now, you're part of it. You're watching The Meta Show.

**Brisc Rubal** (1:23)
Bye All right, guys, we gotta fix sound. Is it working now?
Okay, it's working now.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:31)
All right, fantastic.

**Brisc Rubal** (1:33)
Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Meta Show. The first thing I gotta ask you guys is, how about those freaking capsular MREs, am I right?
Is there an echo now, too?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:44)
Damn, I'm learning from Brisc, man.

**Mark Resurrectus** (1:46)
I can't even get my opening liner.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:55)
Is it fine, it's good now? All right, it should be good now. All right, well, welcome everybody to The Meta Show.

**Brisc Rubal** (2:03)
Sound designers, we need to work on that. My autofocus always freak is on my cam, deal with it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:10)
So yes, The Meta Show is here, ladies and gentlemen.

**Brisc Rubal** (2:13)
Today we have a very interesting topic to bring you. One of the first things that we need to bring you is Pandemic Horde has officially learned their lesson and have announced that they will be disbanding.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:27)
It is a fantastic day for every NullSec Alliance in the universe. Can we get a sleeping Mifune stream?

**Mark Resurrectus** (2:37)
No.

**Brisc Rubal** (2:39)
So Pandemic Horde is disbanding their alliance.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
Like honestly, it is insane.

**Brisc Rubal** (2:45)
It is a rash move by Gobbins and I hear that he is folding into tests.

**Mark Resurrectus** (2:51)
It is insane.
So there is that. And then there is the fact that people in Gita44 cannot give me any other flavors of Quaife.

**Brisc Rubal** (3:05)
I can't find any more flavors other than Quaife Classic and Quaife Apple.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:10)
And I am really starting to get sick of Quaife Apple. Quaife Apple, like honestly.

**Mark Resurrectus** (3:18)
Does anybody else feel that?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:19)
Anybody else here not like Quaife, seriously? Quaife Orange, am I right? Like we need other Quaife flavors.
So there's that going on.

**Mark Resurrectus** (3:31)
We got a couple of other things. We got Keep Stars dying.

**Brisc Rubal** (3:35)
We have new PCs building, building like my Titan.

**Mark Resurrectus** (3:40)
Swear to God, price will never change. Can you get Brisc back?

**Brisc Rubal** (3:45)
And nah, man, Brisc is gone.

**Mark Resurrectus** (3:48)
That man's gone, gone.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:50)
He left. He left.

**Brisc Rubal** (3:52)
He moved to the Bahamas, quit his job. He's gone.
So is Mark too.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:58)
Mark unfortunately biomassed all of his characters and is now playing Rust, of all things.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:08)
X47 is on Tuesday?

**SPEAKER_3** (4:09)
That's such a crap time, I didn't even know that.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:14)
Brisc did not join PanFam, I can confirm, but he is gone.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:19)
He is forever gone.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:20)
So welcome to The Meta Show. I don't have too many guests on today, so it is gonna be a pretty much solo experience for all of you.
Can you get Frank?

**SPEAKER_3** (4:30)
Oh, I'm sorry, I have no idea where Frank is.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:34)
Frank is missing.

**Mark Resurrectus** (4:34)
Thanks for watching.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:36)
Where's my ASCII swag? My ASCII swag is sitting on the desk that is covered by my face.

**Mark Resurrectus** (4:44)
No, this isn't an April Fool's joke.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:46)
Vengeance, this is permanent.

**Mark Resurrectus** (4:49)
This is it.

**Brisc Rubal** (4:50)
This is The Meta Show now.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:53)
I hope you have fun with it. It's gonna be great.
But we're still looking for another co-host. Who knows, maybe it'll be Dawn.

**Brisc Rubal** (5:03)
Maybe it'll be Headliner.

**Mark Resurrectus** (5:04)
God, it could even be Mist, if he could learn to FC correctly. Saurier, Saurier co-hosting.

**Brisc Rubal** (5:13)
Teodorant, like, see?

**SPEAKER_3** (5:15)
We're looking at some pretty solid co-hosts here.

**Mark Resurrectus** (5:19)
It's gonna be great. Just get Frank.

**SPEAKER_3** (5:23)
I don't know where Frank is, man. He's gone on an alleged murder case.

**Brisc Rubal** (5:29)
Like, he's disappeared, man.

**SPEAKER_3** (5:34)
Hype Train, thank you for the level two Hype Train, people. Havish, do you know how many times I've tried to bring Havish on a Twitch show?

**Mark Resurrectus** (5:42)
Do you have any idea how many times he did not?

**Brisc Rubal** (5:46)
Great. Vili, God, what is wrong with you people?