The Lottery Heist, Brotherly Betrayal & Duct-Taped Iguanas

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:01)
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**Lern** (0:04)
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**Scott Rizzuto** (0:12)
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**Rafe** (0:16)
I'll figure it out.

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:18)
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**Moon** (0:22)
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**Lern** (0:24)
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**Moon** (0:26)
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**Lern** (0:27)
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**SPEAKER_5** (2:33)
Rizzuto.
Hello, hello. How's it going?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:39)
Perfect.

**Moon** (2:39)
How's it going?
Okay, we're here. It's Friday and yes.

**Lern** (2:44)
Who's ready? Let's go.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:45)
Who's ready? Me, I'm ready.

**Lern** (2:46)
I am so jacked, you guys.

**Moon** (2:49)
Because it's Friday?

**Lern** (2:50)
Yes.

**Moon** (2:50)
Was this a long week?

**Lern** (2:51)
It was. I'm done.

**Moon** (2:53)
You've been sick all week. You've been sick for like two weeks.

**Lern** (2:55)
Yeah, it was pretty rough, but I'm much better. And I'm ready to party because it's July 31st. And guys, dry July has come to an end.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:05)
Oh, you're not going to go through.

**Lern** (3:06)
I don't know. We'll see.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:08)
We'll see what happens.

**Moon** (3:09)
Well, what big events are coming up in August? That would be drinking things.

**Lern** (3:13)
Well, I have a lot of traveling that I'm doing this month. So I will be out.

**Moon** (3:17)
Because you're out the 10th.

**Lern** (3:18)
I'm going to the lake. I'm going to Nashville. I'm going to the Palisades in Colorado.

**Rafe** (3:23)
Palisades. Wow.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:24)
Palisades.

**Lern** (3:25)
The Palisades.

**Rafe** (3:26)
What's in Nashville?

**Lern** (3:27)
The Foo Fighters will be in Nashville.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:28)
Foo Fighters.

**Lern** (3:29)
And Dolly Parton's new hotel is where...

**Moon** (3:31)
How could you not drink at a Foo Fighters show?

**Rafe** (3:33)
You're staying at Dolly's place?

**Lern** (3:34)
I'm staying at Dolly's place. I'm going to sleep with Dolly.

**Rafe** (3:36)
That's exciting.

**Lern** (3:37)
Yeah, so I'm excited.

**Moon** (3:38)
In between her breasts.

**Lern** (3:40)
Yeah, that's actually what the beds look like.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:41)
Nice pillow. It's just her breasts.

**Rafe** (3:43)
Somebody was trying to spread a rumor on the internet that Dolly Parton was part of the Satanic Illuminati and it made me so mad I wanted to go find this person.