The Legend of Tartaria + Lesbian Bar Controversy | Macrodosing - Sept 24, 2026

PFT Commenter (0:00)

Hey, Macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

Big T (0:08)

I have nine bookmarks of this story and I deleted some.

PFT Commenter (0:12)

Yeah, so this is, I think, this is what Big T thinks Democrats talk about when he's not around.

Big T (0:18)

This, I, clearly it is.

PFT Commenter (0:33)

Welcome back to Macrodosing. It is Thursday and it is September 24th. We're joined today by Zac, Zac Cornelius.

Zac Cornelius (0:43)

What's going on PFT?

Big T (0:44)

What's up Big T? Great to have you brother.

PFT Commenter (0:46)

Welcome back to the pod. Arian is out taking care of the dog and I believe he's got a trip or something lined up, so he cannot make today's show.

We're going to be talking about a lot of stuff, but also Tartaria, which is, I guess, an old mythical continent civilization that might have disappeared anywhere between like 4,000 and 500 years ago, somewhere in there.

Big T (1:09)

No, I think it's more recent than that.

PFT Commenter (1:11)

It could be maybe as early as 100 years ago. Yeah, like 1800s. Yeah, your great-grandparents might have been from Tartaria.

Big T (1:19)

Wow.

PFT Commenter (1:19)

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Big T (3:11)

That's at Netflix money. He pays for free glasses.

PFT Commenter (3:14)

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Big T (3:19)

That's fair enough.

PFT Commenter (3:19)

Yep.

Loyal to the soil. We're back. It's Macrodosing, and it is Thursday, September 24th. Hey, somebody wake up. The guy from Green Day.

Big T (3:29)

Nice. Get it? Well, we still got another week.

PFT Commenter (3:32)

Yeah, but we're getting close to it. This might be the last Thursday episode.

Is next Wednesday the 30th? And 30 days have September. So this is the last full episode of Macrodosing before September ends. Checkmate.

Big T (3:48)

30 days have September, April, March, and November. Shout out Parks and Rec.

PFT Commenter (3:53)

Yep. That's right.

We got lots to talk about today.

Big T (3:57)

That's a joke for anyone who hasn't seen that show. I know what the months actually are.

PFT Commenter (4:01)

It's a Parks and Rec thing. Yeah.

Big T (4:03)

How many meetings do I have today? 174