The Lament Of The Faceless Ones

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**Jason Carpenter** (0:31)
Is it possible that man's best friend is also a pervert's worst nightmare? You're like, okay, good. I think you're going to say a pervert's fantasy come true. No, no, no bestiality this episode. Then we take a look at another story involving our canine companions. However, this one involves the dark side of these dangerous dogs. Is it possible that being violently mauled to death by a pack of dogs could leave behind a tortured ghost?
Then speaking of ghosts, we're going to take a look at the story of a young woman moving back home after her mother passed away. She had a plan. She wanted to renovate the home before selling it and moving on with her life. Little did she realize her mother's spirit had other plans for the home.
Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey, everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day, too. I hope you guys have some awesome plans for the weekend. I'm dealing with three kittens now. We talked about that in the last episode. My friend Sabine found three kittens in her garage, and she's gone this weekend. I don't know if she planned it this way. She's gone, so I'm gonna be staying at her house for the next five or six days, and now I am a proud protector of three kittens. I didn't get to name them Inky, Stinky and Slinky. Those names were kind of ruled out right off the bat, but we're still deciding names for two of them. However, one of them is named Annie. I named Annie short for the Annihilator, because he's the one who's the most fierce. He hisses. He keeps trying to figure out a way out of this giant cardboard box. He's like brand new. We don't know how old he is. We're going to have them wait and figure out how old they are. But no, they're adorable little guys. They are doing great. When we found them, when Sabine found them, they wouldn't make any noise. They'd open their mouth, but no noise would come out. They had weepy eyes, not because they were sad, although they probably were. We think that their mother was killed, but like an eye infection and Annie didn't want to eat. Yeah, he was just being stubborn and kind of being a jerk. Or on the edge of death, maybe going to digest goat milk, is what we were feeding him. But now here we are less than 24 hours later, and Annie's trying to crawl out of a box. He hisses, you can hear noises now, he meows uncontrollably, until I pick him up. I think he likes me. I think he's a pretty cool cat. And then the other two, the other two, I was like, I'm just squirting goat milk at him. Open your mouth, squirt, squirt, squirt. Annie, you get it right into your stomach. I'm gonna put a little colostomy bag on you. You get the most milk ever. You know, they're all totally cool cats. They already have these weird personalities, and they probably were. Had Sabine not found them, they probably would have died. They weren't doing too well. But what a cheerful way to start off an episode, but someone who loves it when all animals live, running into Dead Rabbit Radio Command, everyone, give it up for our newest Patreon supporter, Young Stinky. Woohoo! Yeah, we... Yeah, I almost named a cat after this guy. I didn't even know it. I forgot that Young Stinky had supported the Patreon. Young Stinky is a supporter of the show, the Patreon. That is why he is going to be our captain, our pilot this episode. If you guys can't support the show financially through the Patreon or the merch store or YouTube memberships or anything like that, it's totally fine. It really is. Just help spread the word about Dead Rabbit Radio. That helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know. Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. Also, let's take a look at this awesome piece of fan art we got recently. This here is from one of our Patreon members, a member in our Patreon Discord. Bajoun has drawn a picture of the hot air bunny balloon. Look at that big old head floating through the sky. There's nobody in the balloon. I mean, I'm not complaining. It's just funny because there's obviously flame going. I'm assuming it's high up in the air, and I can also assume that either the passengers on this balloon are all taking a nap and laying down, or they have all fallen to their deaths. And the balloon continues to go up into the bright blue beautiful sky. Bajoun, thank you so much for sending that over. I love it. Let's go ahead and get this party started, young stinky. I'm going to go ahead and toss you the, oh, let's take the hot air bunny balloon. Everyone climb on. We have to move the corpses out from the last journey. Move those corpses out. Everyone else climb on board the hot air bunny balloon. We are leaving behind Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Young stinky, why don't you float us up, up and away all the way out to a sleepy suburban neighborhood.