The Kevin Langue Drama Is Insane - H3 After Dark #102

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Ethan Klein (0:30)

One, two.

Harley Morenstein (0:38)

What's up, baby Friday, H3 After Dark.

Hila Klein (0:42)

It's our Friday. It's our baby Friday.

SPEAKER_5 (0:45)

We love it.

Hila Klein (0:46)

Happy Wednesday.

SPEAKER_5 (0:47)

I love that, baby.

Hila Klein (0:50)

Is that a white monster?

David (0:54)

As opposed to what?

Hila Klein (0:56)

Yeah, what's the flavor of white monster? Is it like the white mystery airheads, or does it have a specific flavor?

Harley Morenstein (1:05)

I'm sure white mystery airheads is a flavor.

Hila Klein (1:07)

Is one flavor. I think it's probably cherry.

Harley Morenstein (1:10)

I think the flavor is white.

Hila Klein (1:13)

Okay. Got you.

Harley Morenstein (1:14)

Like, you know, you've had the popsicles.

Hila Klein (1:18)

White popsicles?

Harley Morenstein (1:18)

You got like a rocket pop.

Hila Klein (1:20)

Yeah. Oh, and the white in the middle.

Harley Morenstein (1:21)

And then the white part.

Hila Klein (1:23)

What is that usually tastes like? Just sugar.

Harley Morenstein (1:26)

I almost want to say, yeah, just good. Kind of like blue.

Blue doesn't taste like a thing, right? It's blue.

SPEAKER_8 (1:32)

We all know that blue tastes.

David (1:34)

Blue is blue. The official taste of white monster is crisp, sparkling citrus.

Hila Klein (1:40)

Oh, I like that.

Harley Morenstein (1:42)

You know what I like? I like how consistent across the board orange is.

Hila Klein (1:50)

It's always orange.

Harley Morenstein (1:51)

Color orange. That fruit, that color, orange. That flavor, that color on a Freezy, it's the color, it's the fruit. Yeah. Orange is big.

Some people are not about orange. Some people are only about orange.

Hila Klein (2:08)

I skip all the orange stuff and watermelon. I don't like watermelon flavor.

Harley Morenstein (2:12)

I'm a day walker with orange.

Hila Klein (2:14)

What does that mean?

Harley Morenstein (2:15)

Cause everyone either loves orange or hates it. I'm very pleased with it.

Hila Klein (2:19)

Okay.

Harley Morenstein (2:20)

I'm not freaking out about it. I had a couple friends, you couldn't have the oranges, the orange flavors.

Hila Klein (2:26)

Okay.

Harley Morenstein (2:27)

If you were like at their house having a Freezy.

Hila Klein (2:29)

They would want that?

Ethan Klein (2:30)

Yeah.

Hila Klein (2:30)

Oh, okay. I feel like that's like the last place for me.

Ethan Klein (2:35)

Some people hate grape.

Harley Morenstein (2:36)

I fuck with grape.

Hila Klein (2:37)

I like grape. I like grape better than orange, for sure.

Harley Morenstein (2:40)

Did I tell you about that time I went to Jack in the Box?

Hila Klein (2:43)

Which, what happened?

Harley Morenstein (2:45)

I got there, and there's a car in front of me. And then next is my order, as is, you know, how we do.

Hila Klein (2:53)

Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (2:53)

And I got my drink, and I sipped it. I think I told you this story. I sipped it, and it was insane.

It was an insane flavor.

Hila Klein (3:07)

Not that you had ordered.

Harley Morenstein (3:08)

A soda, and I really like with all sodas. Yeah. It was crazy, crazy.

And then I said to the woman, I was like, oh, what the fuck is this, you idiot? No, I didn't say that. I was like, excuse me, man, sorry. Excuse me, sorry.

SPEAKER_8 (3:26)

Sorry about that.

Harley Morenstein (3:27)

I don't know what this is.

This is lighter burns, by the way. It's not Cheetos. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hila Klein (3:34)

People were saying Cheeto fingers last time.

Harley Morenstein (3:36)

Yeah, they're lighter burns.

Hila Klein (3:38)

Oh, my God, Harley.

Harley Morenstein (3:40)

Yeah, I always make fun of these.

Hila Klein (3:42)

Your Cheeto burns.

Ethan Klein (3:44)

Anyway, this is not the point.

Harley Morenstein (3:45)

We're going to be distracted. We're distracted by that. Let's use this hand. This is a much better hand.

Ethan Klein (3:50)

What was I saying?

Hila Klein (3:52)

Oh, the flavor of Jack in the Box.

Harley Morenstein (3:55)

Yes, it was crazy, crazy soda. And she was like, Oh, that's their order.

Hila Klein (4:02)

OK.

Harley Morenstein (4:02)

I was like, what is it? What was what the fuck was that?

Hila Klein (4:06)

What did you just do to me? Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (4:08)