Topics: Sports
**Craig Carton** (0:00)
But it's time now for the first-ever Carton Show fantasy football draft.
**Anthony Gallo** (0:05)
Let's go.
**Craig Carton** (0:06)
Representing the New York Jets for Paltons is my guy, Anthony Gallo. Let's go.
Representing the New York Giants, my guy, Pete Hoffman.
**Pete Hoffman** (0:18)
Let's go, baby, we got this.
**Craig Carton** (0:19)
So here's how it's going to work, guys. We're going to flip a coin, because both teams stunk last year.
Although the Jets should have the first pick, but it's okay, not a big deal. We're going to flip a coin. We're going position players only.
One quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, and a tight end. Okay, quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, tight end. That's what you get to draft. Okay? You know the rules of fantasy football. I think we're going to learn a valuable lesson now as to which team's got the better skill position players on their roster, okay? So.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:05)
Just to clarify.
**Craig Carton** (1:06)
Yes.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:06)
Since I'm representing the Jets, I could still pick Giants, correct?
**Craig Carton** (1:10)
That's the idea.
**Pete Hoffman** (1:11)
Yeah, we're just going back and forth, Jets and Giants.
**Craig Carton** (1:13)
You're repping the Jets, but you could pick anybody you want.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:16)
I got you.
**Craig Carton** (1:16)
If you want to pick Jackson Dart, pick Jackson Dart.
**Pete Hoffman** (1:18)
No, I'm just throwing it at her, man.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:20)
You know, sometimes you guys throw me in.
**Craig Carton** (1:21)
I want to get a sense of current order, that's all.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:25)
I got a coin.
**Craig Carton** (1:27)
I don't think we should flip a coin, though.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:29)
It's a wild quarter.
**Craig Carton** (1:30)
I want to hear a little rock, paper, scissor action, best out of three. Okay. Okay, here we go. And it goes, it's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. On shoot.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:39)
Okay.
**Craig Carton** (1:40)
So people mess that up. Go ahead.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I don't see it. What do you got?
**Pete Hoffman** (1:47)
I got a paper.
**Craig Carton** (1:48)
Paper to the scissors. Scissors takes round one.
**Pete Hoffman** (1:51)
This is the first round. So best out of three.
**Craig Carton** (1:54)
Do it above those monitors so I can see it.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:55)
Here we go.
**Pete Hoffman** (1:57)
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
**Anthony Gallo** (1:59)
Scissors, rock.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:01)
Oh, I crushed it.
**Craig Carton** (2:01)
The rock beats the scissors. This one decides who gets to draft first.
**Anthony Gallo** (2:07)
I'm so nervous.
**Craig Carton** (2:08)
Very exciting.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:09)
I feel like I know where you're going on this one.
**Craig Carton** (2:10)
Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:14)
Ah, scissors. Scissors, scissors.
**Craig Carton** (2:18)
We do it again.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:18)
My favorite category.
**Craig Carton** (2:19)
Here we go.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, I got the rock.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:25)
Scissors, go. Pete Hoffman.
**Anthony Gallo** (2:28)
It didn't work.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:28)
With the first round draft bet. Oh, I know where I'm going all day, baby.
**Craig Carton** (2:31)
Okay. Who are you picking first?
**Pete Hoffman** (2:34)
Numeral.
**Craig Carton** (2:34)
Chess and Giants only. Go ahead.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:36)
Numero uno.
**Craig Carton** (2:37)
Yes.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:38)
At running back. Oh, Breece Hall.
**Craig Carton** (2:42)
God damn it. Taking Breece Hall. Wow.
Now, you're repping the Giants here today. Okay.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:49)
Oh, I am?
**Craig Carton** (2:50)
No, it's fine, though.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:51)
I'm still going with Breece Hall.
**Craig Carton** (2:52)
Your team name is just the Giants, obviously. All right. So Breece Hall.
**Pete Hoffman** (2:56)
Is this a snake draft, by the way, or no? Just go back and forth, back and forth.
**Craig Carton** (3:00)
We're just going to go back and forth.
**Anthony Gallo** (3:02)
I thought it was a snake draft.
**Craig Carton** (3:03)
You want to go one, two, one like that? That's fine if that's how you want to do it. I have no problem with that.
**Anthony Gallo** (3:08)
Are we doing that so I get two here?
**Craig Carton** (3:09)
So you get two here?
**Pete Hoffman** (3:10)
All right.
**Craig Carton** (3:11)
Okay. Priest Hall off the board.
Who's the first player you can only pick from the Jets and Giants roster? Who are you picking in your first round pick?
**Anthony Gallo** (3:21)
Garrett Wilson.
**Craig Carton** (3:23)
Garrett Wilson. Wide receiver, New York Jets.
Your second round pick, Anthony Gallo, is whom?
**Anthony Gallo** (3:33)
Malik Neighbors.
**Craig Carton** (3:34)
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