The Exorcism of Anneliese Michel (Part 1)

Ash Kelley (0:00)

Hey, weirdos, I'm Elena, I'm Ash, and this is morbid.com.

Alaina Urquhart (0:22)

Elfie, I want to talk about something important.

Ash Kelley (0:25)

What?

Alaina Urquhart (0:26)

Wendy's. Do you know how I always tell you guys that the faux-fou-fou is the way to go? Like, I used to tell you guys that. It's been a while.

Ash Kelley (0:34)

I was going to say, it's been a while.

Alaina Urquhart (0:35)

What did I get today? I'm looking it up.

Ash Kelley (0:38)

It had a pretzel bun. I know that.

Alaina Urquhart (0:41)

It's the pretzel bun sandwich, and it has, like, beer cheese on it. I'm sounding real big right now. But it had beer cheese on it, and pickles, and fried onions, and it was the most beautiful thing I think I've ever eaten in my life.

Ash Kelley (0:55)

That sounds good.

Alaina Urquhart (0:56)

It was good. I didn't. I could only eat half of it.

Ash Kelley (0:58)

But I get spicy nugs.

Alaina Urquhart (0:59)

I think you guys should go to Wendy's right now and get that sandwich.

Ash Kelley (1:02)

Get it. We're not sponsored by Wendy's.

Alaina Urquhart (1:04)

We're not sponsored by Wendy's.

Ash Kelley (1:05)

Never have been.

Alaina Urquhart (1:06)

You know who is Lisa Barlow? And you can also get the Baby Gorgeous meal. I would like to talk about how I'm a little bit disappointed that the Baby Gorgeous meal is just a 10 piece chicken nugget.

Ash Kelley (1:17)

Yeah, I mean, I don't know anything about Lisa Barlow or why it's called the Baby Gorgeous meal or anything of that sort.

Alaina Urquhart (1:26)

Lisa Barlow is from Salt Lake City House Vibes. She loves fast food. You would love her because she loves Taco Bell too.

Ash Kelley (1:32)

Love that.

Alaina Urquhart (1:33)

But she loves Wendy's. And one time her child, who she was picking up from school, got in her car and she said, Hi, Baby Gorgeous. And now she has the Baby Gorgeous meal at Wendy's.

Ash Kelley (1:43)

Honestly, Baby Gorgeous is a great way to talk to your child.

Alaina Urquhart (1:46)

And if you sound like her, it's even better. Hi, Baby Gorgeous. Oh, and she recently released a song called Baby Gorgeous.

Ash Kelley (1:54)

Oh, wow. Okay.

Alaina Urquhart (1:55)

Where she says, You're just Baby Gorgeous.

Ash Kelley (1:59)

Wow.

Alaina Urquhart (2:00)

It sounds just like that.

Ash Kelley (2:01)

I've really missed out, I guess. You did.

Alaina Urquhart (2:03)

But I would say don't get that meal because it's kind of a boring order.

Ash Kelley (2:07)

Shit. Lisa Barlow is coming for you.

Alaina Urquhart (2:09)

No. Don't come for me, Lisa.

Ash Kelley (2:11)

Don't, Lisa. I don't know who you are, but don't.

Alaina Urquhart (2:13)

I was friends with Angie first.

Ash Kelley (2:14)

Oh, there you go. Period.

Alaina Urquhart (2:17)

But I would get the pretzel bun sandwich.

Ash Kelley (2:21)

I love a pretzel bun. So I'm with you on that.

Alaina Urquhart (2:24)

You got a good-looking Frosty over there. I swear this isn't sponsored.

Ash Kelley (2:26)

I do have a good-looking Frosty. It really isn't.

Alaina Urquhart (2:28)

But if they'd like to, I'd come up with a meal.

Ash Kelley (2:30)

This is our plea.

Alaina Urquhart (2:32)

Can you imagine if Wendy's?

Oh my God. Wendy's. You can have a big thing going for you.

Ash Kelley (2:39)

I mean.

Alaina Urquhart (2:40)

And it doesn't even just have to be our listeners. Morbid is pretty.

Ash Kelley (2:44)

It's pretty like all encompassing. Anything can be morbid.

Alaina Urquhart (2:47)

And for the season of October, it's literally spooky season.

Ash Kelley (2:50)

Yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (2:52)

Wendy's.

Ash Kelley (2:53)

I think we should get on it.

Alaina Urquhart (2:54)

I'm making a plea.

Ash Kelley (2:54)

Personally.

Alaina Urquhart (2:55)

I've been talking about you guys for years.

Ash Kelley (2:58)

It's true.

Alaina Urquhart (3:00)

If you saw 4 for 4 sales go up in like 2019, baby, that was baby gorgeous. That was me.

Ash Kelley (3:07)

And if you heard people roll up on that speaker and say, I'll have a faux faux faux, then you know where it came from.

Alaina Urquhart (3:13)

Because I never called it a 4 for 4

Ash Kelley (3:16)

A faux faux faux.

Alaina Urquhart (3:19)

So, yeah.

Ash Kelley (3:20)

So that's that.

Alaina Urquhart (3:22)

We didn't intend for that to go like that.

Ash Kelley (3:24)

No.

Alaina Urquhart (3:26)

What's up?

Ash Kelley (3:26)

Yeah. I'm rewatching Widows Bay and it's just as good.

It's even better.