The Emmys! The Winners, Losers & Fashion - H3 After Dark #101

David (0:00)

Three, two.

Ethan Klein (0:09)

Welcome, everybody.

Harley (0:14)

Hello. Hello.

Ethan Klein (0:17)

It is the-

David (0:17)

Hello.

Ethan Klein (0:19)

Emmys review episode.

Thank you, David. Look at these boys. I got them in ties. Don't they look nice?

Harley (0:31)

Look how pink Kate is. Look how white I am.

Ethan Klein (0:34)

I know. You're making me look even pinker than usual. I love your tie.

Harley (0:38)

No, you did it to me.

Ethan Klein (0:40)

Oh, I did it.

Harley (0:40)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (0:41)

Because I want to look beautiful.

Harley (0:42)

I did my ties to match your...

Ethan Klein (0:45)

This is the suit, guys.

Harley (0:47)

That's the one from the big screen.

Ethan Klein (0:49)

This is the one from the big screen. You can't see some of it because it's keying out, but it is still the suit, the big gay suit that won me an award.

SPEAKER_5 (1:00)

And what a fitting night.

Harley (1:01)

Every suit I put on is the big gay suit.

Ethan Klein (1:04)

What's on your tie?

Harley (1:08)

I think it's like 90s nonsense.

Ethan Klein (1:10)

Oh, pretty sick. I like it.

Harley (1:11)

You know, like the floor at the movie theater in 92?

Ethan Klein (1:13)

Yeah, so the bowling alley.

SPEAKER_6 (1:16)

Oh, the roller rink.

Ethan Klein (1:18)

Roller rink carpet.

David (1:20)

By the way, that's what inspired Cosmic Brownies. Shout out.

Ethan Klein (1:24)

Really?

David (1:25)

That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_7 (1:26)

Shout out David.

David (1:27)

The floor? The floor, yeah.

Harley (1:31)

The floor inspired the Brownies.

David (1:33)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (1:33)

Really?

Ethan Klein (1:34)

I didn't know that.

Harley (1:35)

Well, we live in the best timeline, right? Don't we live in the best timeline?

Ethan Klein (1:41)

It's like the coolest, best timeline forever.

SPEAKER_4 (1:43)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (1:44)

I'm not a huge Cosmic Brownie fan, really.

SPEAKER_4 (1:45)

Well, we can still live in it for the...

David (1:47)

until the end of the decade. It's the best.

Ethan Klein (1:49)

David, can we see your tie? Look at him! No, show the full tie.

Harley (1:53)

Oh, I'm taking my coat off, too.

Ethan Klein (1:55)

Show the full tie.

Harley (1:57)

I'm taking my coat off also.

Ethan Klein (1:59)

Yeah, okay. Take it off.

David (2:01)

Take it off.

Ethan Klein (2:02)

Tops off.

David (2:03)

I was so shocked because every time we message about something, like a theme, we're like 50% sure Harley's just not going to do it.

Ethan Klein (2:11)

Not going to do it, yeah.

Harley (2:12)

I'll have you know every time you've done that, a big man getting the suit jacket off so he can fit in his race car chair.

Ethan Klein (2:20)

That guy in a little coat, yeah. What about it?

Harley (2:25)

Every time I've ever put on a jacket, that wasn't mine.

Ethan Klein (2:28)

Yeah, same.

David (2:29)

By the way, he only has the suit on for the top half. There's nothing on below.

Harley (2:33)

That's totally true, of course.

David (2:35)

Yeah. I'm doing that too, but it's weird because I'm in the office. It was last minute.

Ethan Klein (2:40)

It was last minute. It was.

Harley (2:42)

It was always. I woke up and I'm like, what the fuck are they talking about a suit?

And you're lucky. I almost wore. I almost wore like a like a Japanese garb from an anime. Oh, it has a tie also. So I almost went with that. And I was like, I'll save this shit for another one of their stupid fucking things.

Ethan Klein (3:04)

But that's the thing. Like you set the you set the bar low and then it's very easy to clear it.

SPEAKER_6 (3:10)

Remember Sprite?

Harley (3:11)

I brought a Sprite once and everyone was cheering.

Ethan Klein (3:14)

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (3:16)

He did it.

Ethan Klein (3:17)

He did it.

SPEAKER_4 (3:19)

Look, he brought the gun.

Ethan Klein (3:20)

He really is going to do it.

David (3:23)

I was just shocked that I got out dressed by Harley.

Ethan Klein (3:26)

You guys look great. Harley, you're like a middle school teacher.

Harley (3:29)

You're dressed perfectly if you were if you were going to go fix the computers at the office. Like the IT guy.

Ethan Klein (3:38)

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you both look like middle school teachers and it's very cute.

Harley (3:42)

Yes.

David (3:43)

Thanks.

Ethan Klein (3:45)

I think David, you probably teach English. Harley probably teaches science.

Harley (3:49)

Mr. D.

Ethan Klein (3:51)

Mr. D.

David (3:52)