The Eddy Brothers and the High Life Ski Club

Ash Kelley (0:00)

Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

Alaina Urquhart (0:01)

And I'm Elena.

Ash Kelley (0:02)

And this is Morbid in October.

Alaina Urquhart (0:20)

It's October!

Ash Kelley (0:22)

Happy motherfucking October, bitches.

Alaina Urquhart (0:25)

We made it, y'all.

Ash Kelley (0:26)

Oh, we're here.

Alaina Urquhart (0:27)

September flew by.

Ash Kelley (0:29)

September literally, excuse me. Proctober wasn't a month.

Alaina Urquhart (0:34)

No, it didn't even feel like Proctober because it was so fast.

Ash Kelley (0:37)

I know.

Alaina Urquhart (0:38)

What's happening to time lately?

Ash Kelley (0:40)

It's like bent or something.

Alaina Urquhart (0:41)

Did somebody break that too? Like, what's going on?

Ash Kelley (0:44)

Actually, yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (0:45)

Oh.

Ash Kelley (0:46)

I forget what it is.

Alaina Urquhart (0:47)

Shit.

Ash Kelley (0:48)

This isn't gonna like sound good because there's a thing, Matt, I was telling you about it recently. I can't remember what it's, stern or kern.

Alaina Urquhart (0:58)

I believe both of them.

Ash Kelley (0:59)

People are like, like probably yelling it from the rooftops, but I fell into this whole TikTok hole about this, like, machine that like bends time, timelines, and it's like where Mandela effects come from.

Alaina Urquhart (1:12)

Okay.

Ash Kelley (1:13)

And it is making time either go by faster or slower.

Alaina Urquhart (1:17)

They're gonna need to hit the pause button on that one.

Ash Kelley (1:20)

So I think that's the problem.

Alaina Urquhart (1:21)

We hit October, so pause.

Ash Kelley (1:23)

I think when they unplug it, it like fucks with the space-time continuum. And obviously this is like theory, and like, I'm not crazy, but...

Alaina Urquhart (1:30)

Do a little power cycle, plug it back in.

Ash Kelley (1:32)

But then I think... October needs to go slow. I think when it's plugged in, it's like fucked up too. I think whoever made it is...

Alaina Urquhart (1:37)

Put batteries in it.

Ash Kelley (1:38)

I don't know.

Alaina Urquhart (1:38)

Make it battery powered.

Ash Kelley (1:39)

What is it called? I can't think of what it's called.

Alaina Urquhart (1:41)

It's called the thing that's making things go by too fast, and I don't like it.

Ash Kelley (1:45)

Yeah, period.

Alaina Urquhart (1:45)

That's it.

Ash Kelley (1:46)

That's it, yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (1:47)

That's the name of it.

Ash Kelley (1:49)

I wish that I had fallen into that whole more recently and that I remembered. My brain is also just like a fried egg right now.

Alaina Urquhart (1:55)

Yeah, it's been a year. It's been a year. It's been a year.

Ash Kelley (1:58)

I thought you were going to say it's been a day.

Alaina Urquhart (2:00)

It's been a day. It's been a year. It's been a day.

I've recently fallen back into it. This is how I know it's October. I've fallen straight back into my Salem Witch trials hyperfixation.

Ash Kelley (2:10)

I saw that you were watching something.

Alaina Urquhart (2:12)

Yeah, I'm living for it, and much to my family's chagrin because I'm just explaining horrible atrocities to John all the time.

Ash Kelley (2:20)

That's kind of how this podcast started.

Alaina Urquhart (2:22)

Yeah.

Ash Kelley (2:23)

So are you going to do something?

Alaina Urquhart (2:25)

It made me want to like, because we covered the Salem Witch Trials so long ago.

Ash Kelley (2:30)

Yeah.

Alaina Urquhart (2:31)

And I feel like I could do it better.

Okay. And I was sitting there thinking like we have bonus episodes.

Ash Kelley (2:36)

We do.

Alaina Urquhart (2:37)

So like every once in a while, maybe I could throw one in.

Ash Kelley (2:40)

There's another witch trial that we haven't covered, that I want to cover, that is like, it starts with a T.

Alaina Urquhart (2:46)

Yeah, I want to cover. I know exactly which ones you're talking about. But I think I could, I think we could also could dive into those a little further.

Ash Kelley (2:53)

All right. Go ahead, girl. Go ahead. Get down.

Alaina Urquhart (2:56)

I have all the transcripts and stuff. I feel like I could really do like Jack the Ripper style. Kind of deep dive.

Ash Kelley (3:04)

The look on Big Red's face. I'm kind of ready for it. The look on Big Red's face right now.

It's helping.

Alaina Urquhart (3:12)

I'm also doing research for a book.

Ash Kelley (3:16)

Oh.

Alaina Urquhart (3:17)

So that's helped a lot.

Ash Kelley (3:18)

And you can't really say much more than that. No.

Alaina Urquhart (3:20)

But that kind of tells you something.

Ash Kelley (3:22)

When do you get to, you can cut this out if you need to, but do you have any idea when you need to?