The Duct Tape Chronicles, AC/DC Dreams & The Pedophile Island Debate
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 8, 2026
Strap in, preferably without requiring five rolls of duct tape, because Episode 101 starts with rock ’n’ roll dreams and somehow ends up debating an island nobody wants featured in the tourism brochure.
Speakers Lern, Devon, Rafe, Mike, Moon
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
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SPEAKER_3 (1:59)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.
Lern (2:03)
Brown and Cooper made me feel like I was part of their family.
SPEAKER_5 (2:07)
I was a part of the team.
Devon (2:08)
I didn't want to be a number. I wanted to be a person. I immediately felt like I was part of their family. And that was a big selling point for me.
SPEAKER_7 (2:15)
I always felt like we mattered to them.
Rafe (2:17)
We weren't just another case. Not a client, not a number.
SPEAKER_7 (2:20)
They took care of me, and I know they'll take care of you.
Mike (2:23)
To us, you're a person, not a number.
SPEAKER_10 (2:26)
We can help. Call Brown and Crouppen now.
SPEAKER_7 (2:29)
And you tell them you're my friend.
Moon (2:34)
Rizzuto.
SPEAKER_10 (2:35)
Hey y'all, excuse me. This is Carla.
Moon (2:37)
You're listening to The Rizzuto Show. Happy birthday Rizz. Stay away from that McDonald's on Dorset.
SPEAKER_2 (2:43)
All right, welcome back to the program. Fund number 3146243833 or 6183983833
The socials, at R-I-Z-Z Show. Your emails, RizzShow, at 105.7thepoint.com. We'll do Sextime Fun Facts today, since we're here yesterday. I got Sextime Fun Facts for a Tuesday, a Raefon Relationships. Who's going ACDC tonight?
Lern (3:09)
I will be.
SPEAKER_2 (3:10)
Are you staying for the whole thing?
Lern (3:11)
I'm gonna see.
I know that they're gonna come out and do something. And so I wanna make it to that, but I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_2 (3:17)
I'm gonna laugh when he doesn't.
Lern (3:18)
I am too.
SPEAKER_2 (3:19)
I'm gonna laugh when Dave Grohl just does The Foo Fighters and that's it.
Lern (3:22)
My mom, I'm taking my mom tonight. She's never been to The Foo Fighters or ACDC, so I'm excited to see what she thinks.
Rafe (3:29)
I wanna go. I'm trying to bird dog some tickets.
Moon (3:34)
Wait a second, you think he's doing what?
SPEAKER_2 (3:36)
Coming out with ACDC.
Lern (3:37)
Yeah, like Dave will come out.
Moon (3:42)
Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_2 (3:43)
I'm gonna say no.
Lern (3:44)
I had a dream over the weekend that he said he would, so I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_2 (3:47)
You want to put money on it?
Lern (3:48)
No, I already owe you $15. No, no more money.
SPEAKER_2 (3:52)
Anybody want to put money on it?
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