The Darkest Desires Of A Vore Fanatic

**Jason Carpenter** (0:01)
Hello, mother.
Hello, father. I don't know the tune. Anyways, we've all heard that song. Hello, mother. Hello, father. But what if we change the lyrics to, can I drink some of your brown water?
What song are you talking about? I've never heard of that before. It's the camp song. It's the camp song. But what if we said, instead of, here I am at Camp Hiawatha, I say, whatever I said, I forgot what it was, drink some of your brown water. Now, also, what if we replaced mother with the word mummy?
Super confused. You look at your watch, you go, dude, it's 10 seconds in, and I'm already confused. And then we take a look at the story of a true Vore fanatic. But this just isn't any saga of some weirdo fetish. This comes from a man who checked himself into a mental health facility because he couldn't keep his urges down. But the doctors there have no idea how deep and dangerous his perverted fantasies can go.
Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey, everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. Hope you guys are having a great day, too. Hope you guys are having tons of fun doing whatever you're doing. I'm sorry if I sound a little nasally, or should I say more nasally than normal? It's allergy season. So bear with me for the next couple months. But someone who loves allergies, someone whose life is meaningless unless he's stuffed up, running into Dead Rabbit Radio Command, everyone get on your feet and give it a floor. Own the Monkeys. Woo. Yeah. He's running on in, running on in. He's purposely throwing pollen in. Get your nose stuffed up, Jason. Get it stuffed up nice and good. Own the Monkeys is a long time Patreon supporter, long time supporter of the show. That is why he's going to be our captain, our pilot this episode. If you guys can't support the show financially through the Patreon or the merch store, I totally understand. I really do. Just help spread the word about Dead Rabbit Radio. That helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know. Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. And it's funny because this episode is disgusting. So this episode is really gross. So I had to find someone, a Patreon supporter, who I don't want to use the term throw under the bus, but yesterday I used the term sacrificial lamb. We got a lot of stuff to cover today, so own the monkeys. Let's go ahead and get this party started. Let's go ahead and toss you the keys to the Jason Jaloppy. We'll go classic. We'll start off classic. Everyone climb on board this lovable hunk of junk, as own the monkeys drives us out of Dead Rabbit Radio Command all the way out to Italy.
Nice leisurely drive out to the boot shaped country, also known as Italy. And we go there. What do you do when you're in Italy, right? You go eat some Italian food. You eat Italian food. Now, I personally am not a fan of Italian food. I like Americanized version of it. Spaghetti with regular sauce. I don't want to see onions in my sauce. I don't put marinara on my noodles. Jason, we know you've talked before about how you personally cook spaghetti. You do it in a microwave. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, boiling water is boiling water. I throw some noodles into a big bowl and fill it full of water, put a little salt in there, throw it in the microwave for 15 minutes. While you're sitting there slaving over the stove, like, yes, Jason, because it tastes better. Ah, whatever. Throw it in the microwave. And then I usually have a can of sauce. You're like, not even a jar.
You're not even like putting a jar of sauce. Sometimes, right, you know, get a nice jar of prego sauce and you pull it out. I like to not mix the sauce in with the noodles. I'm one of those guys who likes a plate of noodles with sauce on the top. But I don't want to see the reason why I enjoy prego is that it's not all chunky. I just want a red, flavorful sauce. No onions. No onions. And I definitely don't want to see a tomato in my tomato sauce and I'll gobble it up. And I've never been to Italy. I've only left the United States maybe twice in my life. And that was to go to Canada. I've heard that Italian food is different than Italian American food. I heard their pizza is different. Why would it be? American pizza is great. I've heard their pasta is different. It's all chunky and gross and stuff like that. But a lot of people do go to Italy for the food. They go there. Extra chunky onions please all over my spaghetti noodles. And you're like, please make sure they're microwaved. Like a true gentleman deserves. But we're in Italy. We got to eat the food. You know, I have a jar of sauce. No, no, no, sorry. Couldn't get past customs. I have a can of sauce in my pocket. I was like, yummy, generic sauce. As I pull out my can opener and open it up, I ordered a plain plate of noodles. We're sitting there. Waiter comes out with our food. You ordered whatever.