The CRAZIEST Reveal In Financial Audit History

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Caleb Hammer (1:00)

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Mariah (1:08)

Well, if it keeps him off of me, I really don't care.

Nick (1:10)

She told me she was pregnant. It was mine. She swears it was mine. Didn't tell me up until the week the kid was born that she had cheated on me. We just found out about two weeks ago, the kid's not mine.

Mariah (1:21)

And you said that I'm your biggest regret.

Nick (1:23)

Yeah, because I never got that f***ing DNA test, which I should have apparently got years ago.

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Mariah (2:21)

Hi, I'm Mariah, I'm 24

Nick (2:23)

I'm Nick, I'm 28 years old and we're from Denver, Colorado.

Mariah (2:26)

And this is Financial Audit.

Caleb Hammer (2:29)

I'm just going to give a little insight into this room for the audience, because you're not here. And unfortunately we do not film this in 4D or 5D. They are the stinkiest people I've ever filmed with. Why do you guys smell like this?

Like actually every breath I take is miserable.

Nick (2:47)

We forgot to bring deodorant on the planet.

Caleb Hammer (2:50)

I don't think you would smell like this without deodorant a few hours after a shower though.

SPEAKER_6 (2:57)

She didn't shower this morning.

Caleb Hammer (2:58)

Well, you should probably shower.

Nick (3:00)

Yeah.

Caleb Hammer (3:01)

Why are we not showering?

Mariah (3:03)

I couldn't shower.

Caleb Hammer (3:04)

You couldn't shower. Incapable of showering.

Mariah (3:07)

Yes, I washed my hair yesterday. I can't wash it twice in a row.

Caleb Hammer (3:11)

Put your hair in a bonnet thing or whatever it's called and wash your body. You stick it in that? This is nasty. This is common with her. This is common.

Nick (3:20)

Yeah. Very common.

Caleb Hammer (3:23)

You guys are together.

Nick (3:24)

She just goes weeks without showering.

Devon (3:29)

And if the smell is any indication of it, we are in for a real treat.

Caleb Hammer (3:33)

I'm not a woman, so I'm going to look at the two women in this office. That is normal or not? Okay, big not normal. No, okay, because vaginas, they stink after like a day or two sometimes.

How the are you dealing with that?

Nick (3:47)

I just turn my senses off as much as I can to it.

Caleb Hammer (3:51)

It's oh, you laugh. You laugh.

Mark (3:54)

You laugh.

Caleb Hammer (3:54)

I suffer.

Mark (3:55)

You laugh. I suffer.

Caleb Hammer (3:56)

Thanks for your laughs is oh, my goodness.

Mark (3:59)

I mean, dude, I don't. Okay.

Caleb Hammer (4:02)