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Laura Lee (0:00)

The best bitches come from Alabama.

Manny MUA (0:01)

How do you feel that in your soul? I do.

Laura Lee (0:03)

Sharing a room with a sibling, I'm like, me. When I listen to the lyrics, it resonates very deeply with me.

Manny MUA (0:08)

I know how to be so smooth and poreless, you wouldn't even be shocked to see who I am. Sky's blue.

Laura Lee (0:12)

It's other people's pieces. Because they cannot behave without assaulting women, they should not be allowed to be in groups like this.

Manny MUA (0:20)

I agree. Oh! Oh my God!

Laura Lee (0:24)

That was amazing!

Manny MUA (0:27)

The toss was really good though.

Laura Lee (0:29)

That was amazing.

Manny MUA (0:30)

See that shit? I'm so good with my mouth.

Laura Lee (0:34)

We knew. We've been knew.

Manny MUA (0:36)

You fucking knew that. You're talented.

SPEAKER_3 (0:39)

You're talented.

Manny MUA (0:40)

Really good, too. I love chocolate.

Laura Lee (0:42)

Chocolate.

Manny MUA (0:42)

I shouldn't let talk as much as I do, but I'm... We're diabetics. What can I do?

So what now?

Laura Lee (0:48)

What do we do now?

Manny MUA (0:49)

What now?

Laura Lee (0:50)

Welcome to your favorite podcast. It's Fool Coverage with your host, Manny MUA and...

Manny MUA (0:57)

Yes, you guys, what is up? We are back, back, back again with a rapid fire.

Laura Lee (1:01)

The amount of people that think your last name is MUA.

Manny MUA (1:03)

It's in a shocking.

Laura Lee (1:04)

I love it so much. They don't know MUA stands for makeup artist. It's an acronym, guys. It stands for makeup artist. And Manny was once a makeup artist.

Manny MUA (1:12)

Yes. He's retired. He was once a MUA. Now he only beats his own face. Back in the day, he was an MUA. And it's so funny, because people are always like Manny MUA.

They don't say like MUA too.

Laura Lee (1:21)

I hear them say all the time, and I cackle just a little bit.

Manny MUA (1:23)

You're like, Manny MUA.

Laura Lee (1:26)

I'm like Gutierrez.

Manny MUA (1:27)

Yes, it's Gutierrez. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Gutierrez, if you will. You even said it more Latina than I did.

Laura Lee (1:31)

I sure did.

Manny MUA (1:32)

You literally did, because you're Latina.

Laura Lee (1:34)

Do you want to know something so funny about you saying I'm Latina right now? Are you ready for this? So I just got back from filming.

Manny MUA (1:40)

Latina.

Laura Lee (1:40)

So I'm Latina. Took a test, turned out you guys are right.

Manny MUA (1:45)

I'm Latin.

Laura Lee (1:47)

So I just got back from filming Eric's Waddle with Podcast.

Manny MUA (1:50)

Shout out to Waddle.

Laura Lee (1:51)

By the way, he's gonna come on our podcast.

Manny MUA (1:52)

Oh yes. I plugged. I plugged. I plugged. I'm obsessed with Eric.

Laura Lee (1:57)

So I was parking my car in the parking garage to get there in the parking attendant. He walked up to me and he started speaking to me in Spanish. And I was like, Oh.

Manny MUA (2:05)

No sable.

Laura Lee (2:07)

No hablas? I was like, I don't speak Spanish. And he was like, you're from Colombia.

And I was like, Oh. I was like, no. He's like, yes, you're Colombian. I can tell you're Colombian.

Manny MUA (2:18)

And I was like, no, no, no. Lebanese. No, I'm a Mexico.

Laura Lee (2:25)

I was like, no, I'm from Alabama. And he goes, well, then you must be Miss Alabama. And I go, correct.

Manny MUA (2:33)

Yes, I'm actually Miss Alabama reigning 2019

Laura Lee (2:37)

That's right, honey. Love it.

Manny MUA (2:40)

Honestly, you, if you did do pageantry, you probably would have won Miss Alabama. I'm not kidding.

Laura Lee (2:46)

If there have ever been two more delusional best friends in the world.

Manny MUA (2:49)

I'm not kidding you. If you were in pageantry, I think you would have won, like honestly, you could have won to All America.

Laura Lee (2:54)

Baby.

Manny MUA (2:56)

The way I'm so truly passionate about this, like I genuinely feel like you would.

Laura Lee (2:59)

You know what, let me have a Leo moment. You're right. You're right.

Manny MUA (3:02)

Honestly, I think you would. I don't know what, like in person, your talent would have been, like on stage. Do you know what I think is a good talent?

Laura Lee (3:07)

I did make up the subscribe song off the top of my head.

Manny MUA (3:10)

So there we go. Adlib off the top.