Topics: Comedy
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**Ethan Klein** (0:31)
Wow, what a marathon H3 today.
Huge main show. I love a big main show. Y'all are eating good on a Friday. Hi, everybody.
**Harley** (0:44)
Big meal, so you get a nice, tasty dessert now. Rich, rich in flavor, but not a big, it's not a big dessert.
Don't make me laugh. It's a pudding show, Merrick. It's a little...
**Ethan Klein** (1:00)
Don't make me laugh already. A butter cake slice covered in maple syrup. Sorry, I had the stream on.
**David** (1:09)
Holy shit, I was like, where is that coming from? I was looking around at my screen. I was like, did I fucking do that?
**Ethan Klein** (1:17)
Well, I thought I turned it off.
**Harley** (1:19)
I thought I turned it off, but I heard, I still heard it. And I was like, what's happening? This is impossible.
**Ethan Klein** (1:24)
It was I, it was I. Hi, everybody. Wow.
**Harley** (1:31)
Golf YouTube. Oh, you were going to talk on what they spoke about?
**Ethan Klein** (1:34)
Well, yeah, but we are going to talk about the good bit.
**Harley** (1:36)
People didn't talk about it enough already.
**Ethan Klein** (1:38)
We're going to go three more hours on ABBA and Preach, actually. So that's what we're going to be doing. The Internet is back. We are we are back. We are ready.
Maybe I shouldn't jinx it, but I want to enjoy it while it's here. And tonight, yeah, our main story is about the the golf ad heard around the world.
**Harley** (1:58)
It's crazy.
**Ethan Klein** (2:00)
Crazy.
**Harley** (2:01)
It's crazy what's been going on with this. I was talking about this with a friend of mine yesterday.
**Ethan Klein** (2:05)
Oh, yeah. Which friend?
**Harley** (2:07)
Just some buddy of mine.
**David** (2:10)
This guy, Justin.
**Ethan Klein** (2:11)
Okay, so not trash can, popcorn, soda guy.
**Harley** (2:14)
Oh, no, he was there too.
**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
Okay, shout out to Amir.
**Harley** (2:17)
Yeah.
Did you watch the ad? Did you see what this is all about?
**Ethan Klein** (2:21)
I did, and we have the full ad because there was like a 15-second one and then almost a minute-long one that they got rid of. Both are awful. Of course. Yeah, both are awful. David, you know a lot about golf, so...
**David** (2:33)
I will fill in here while we need to. Yeah.
**Harley** (2:37)
Will you watch Good Good, David?
**David** (2:40)
Honestly, when they were first starting out, I watched them. And then like most people involved in golf, you learn very quickly that like 95% of them are like super Republican, just like blowing bubbles on Trump's dick.
And yeah, they did a video with... Is it Kai Trump, his like granddaughter or whatever?
**Ethan Klein** (3:00)
Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**David** (3:02)
And like you can see like on all of their hats, I think it had like him sign like he had him sign all their hats and stuff. And after that, I was like, yeah, I'm fine.
**Harley** (3:09)
Plus, like I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not a big Trump guy. No, I'm not a, I'm not a Trump guy. I would have never voted for Trump. I don't know how you guys did all that. But I think if I had a hat and a marker and he was signing some shit, I think I would take it. I think I'd be like, give me one of those.
**David** (3:30)
I mean, I would do it.
**Harley** (3:31)
No pictures, please put down. No, just we're not filming. It's not.
**Ethan Klein** (3:35)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, none of that, please. But I will take a signature.
**David** (3:39)
I would do it just so I could sell it to someone and take their money who really wants.
**Ethan Klein** (3:43)
Yeah, no, no, no.
**Harley** (3:44)
Everyone's got one relative, at least one relative. They're like, and they're like, you even even after all the fights at the dinner table on the holidays, you thought of me. And you're like, just take it here. Take it.
**Ethan Klein** (4:00)
Then you throw it in the fire.
That's what I would do. Wait, what were you? Oh, because the OK, Republicans.
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