The Asmongold Situation Is Insane - H3 Show #294

**Ethan Klein** (0:29)
All right.

**Hila Klein** (0:34)
Man.

**AB Zamora** (0:36)
Welcome.

**Hila Klein** (0:36)
All right.

**Hassan Piker** (0:38)
Hey, Ethan.

**Ethan Klein** (0:39)
H3 Show.

**Hila Klein** (0:46)
Ah, that's good. Yes.

**Gabe Saporta** (0:50)
The number one podcast in the world.

**Hila Klein** (0:54)
Golly. I'm so hyped. So hyped. And I'm glad we're playing Zach's masterpiece again there. He's not here, though.
He's not here. And Tamara's not here either. In fact, nobody's here. It's just, all I see is Dan and Nate. And Tom and Gallaghal Gabe on the couch.
Did you switch to them, Nate? What's going on back there? No, he didn't. Here they are. Oh, what a beautiful setting. What a nice set. Yeah. Tom, this is of course, you have the headphones on, Gabe. You won't be able to hear us. There should be a set behind you.

**Gabe Saporta** (1:39)
Oh, oh right here.

**Hila Klein** (1:40)
There you go. By the way, today is sponsored by Gamers Sucks Boy. Do we love Gamers Sucks Boy? Right, Tom?

**Tom** (1:47)
Yes, the greatest.

**Hila Klein** (1:48)
They are the greatest. You hear this beat, Gabe?

**Gabe Saporta** (1:51)
Yeah, I can hear you.

**Hila Klein** (1:53)
You hear the beat?

**Gabe Saporta** (1:55)
Yep.

**Hila Klein** (1:56)
Tom made that. There you go.
Tom made that beat. Not that good. Oh, stop it. You better stop right now. That's a fire beat. Thank you, love.
Gabe is actually going to be joining us in person on Fridays now. Oh, my God. Did you guys know that? Yeah, he's going to be my co-host right here on the couch on Fridays. You're going to get a woo for Gabe because he's back. You're back, Gabe.

**Gabe Saporta** (2:26)
Thanks. I miss you guys.
I'm happy to be here. And it's been a long time since with my dad. And I'm happy he's doing well. Everybody in my family is supporting me.

**Hila Klein** (2:41)
Yeah.

**Gabe Saporta** (2:42)
That's good. Giving me this great opportunity to let it shine.

**Hila Klein** (2:47)
Let's go, Gabe. Shining on the couch every Friday. So you're finally back. We were just talking a little bit before the show. You were there for, what did you say, 16 months?

**Hila Klein** (2:56)
16 months. Oh, my goodness.

**Gabe Saporta** (2:58)
Since, you know, when my dad had his cardiac arrest, everything went on pause. You know, I only packed for, you know, a few clothes, I was back for a few days. I was thinking maybe it'd be a, maybe a few days, a week, a couple weeks, and I didn't know it's gonna happen like that long. And when it's like that long, I'm like, I don't know if I'm really coming back or, well, whenever I come back, it's gonna be different.

**Hila Klein** (3:27)
Well, you're back. How's it feel? Does it feel different?

**Gabe Saporta** (3:30)
It feels good. It felt, it's been a long time, so I kind of feel weird, you know?

**Hila Klein** (3:35)
Yeah, it's been a long time, man.

**Gabe Saporta** (3:36)
And then it's like, you know, I'm kind of like, feel like I'm starting over again. Like, I'm new. I'm kind of like a new person. Reborn new.

**Hila Klein** (3:46)
Gabe 2.0, maybe?

**Gabe Saporta** (3:48)
Yep, or just me with a new engine.

**Hila Klein** (3:50)
It's a new engine. Oh, this new engine's good. It's probably a better engine if it's new.

**Hila Klein** (3:54)
Yeah.

**Hila Klein** (3:55)
It's not a worse engine.

**Hila Klein** (3:57)
That wouldn't make much sense.

**Gabe Saporta** (3:58)
Improve.

**Hila Klein** (3:59)
You're going to put it in a worse engine. That doesn't make sense.

**Gabe Saporta** (4:03)
Now, everything is set.
I'm back in LA. I don't have to worry about what I'm going to do. I know I'm back. I have a plan. Everything's secured.

**Hila Klein** (4:16)
Yeah. Well, it's good to have you back, Gabe. It's always nice to have you around and just add so much flavor and flair to the show and those woo babies that we miss and we need. And guess what? Not only is it woo baby, Gabe's back. What is it? It's also something else.

**Gabe Saporta** (4:33)
Yep.

**Hila Klein** (4:36)
What is it?

**Gabe Saporta** (4:37)
Just starting from the bottom all the way up.

**Hila Klein** (4:42)
Right. But not that. That's not what I mean.

**Gabe Saporta** (4:44)
No, I don't know what that is.

**Hila Klein** (4:45)
What are you talking about? Well, today is.

**Gabe Saporta** (4:49)
It's Friday, baby.

**Teddy (child)** (4:50)
It's Friday, baby.

**Gabe Saporta** (4:56)
It's Friday, baby. Woo.

**AB Zamora** (4:57)
It's Friday.