The Antichrist Salesman | CreepCast

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SPEAKER_3 (1:12)

Welcome back to CreepCast.

Hunter (1:14)

Today we are reading a story called The Encyclopedia Salesman by an author that has been requested a lot in the CreepCast community called Wound Licker.

Isaiah Colbert (1:22)

I got a Wound Licker.

SPEAKER_2 (1:23)

I got a Wound Licker.

Isaiah Colbert (1:24)

I got a Wound Licker. It won't load on the iPad because creepypasta.com has a bajillion banner ads and I've got a lot of banner ads on creepypasta.com. And I'm going to pull it to the side.

SPEAKER_2 (1:34)

If I had to give creepypasta.com...

Isaiah Colbert (1:35)

I have to pretend I'm on my iPad when I'm on the phone.

Hunter (1:37)

If I have to give creepypasta.com one note, it's cool with the banner ads.

Isaiah Colbert (1:43)

But you know what? I'll take their banner ads over the no sleep mods.

Hunter (1:47)

No, that's probably true. Well the work stays up.

SPEAKER_3 (1:51)

You just have to find it.

Hunter (1:52)

You just have to pilot through, you have to navigate your story through all the ads, the black squares and stuff.

Isaiah Colbert (1:59)

There's a guy to give a random shout out. There's a guy, gosh, I'm afraid to go off of my phone because I'm afraid it'll freak out again. There is a dude on YouTube called King Turtle-1010.

And he has been, for like the past several months, making like top 10 CreepCast videos and stuff.

SPEAKER_7 (2:19)

King Turtle-1010.

Isaiah Colbert (2:20)

King Turtle-1010. And everyone began referring to him as Ternk. Because you know, the hangover. The hangover? Ternk Brownie.

What the fuck is Ternk Brownie?

SPEAKER_2 (2:35)

Wait, you're talking about...

Isaiah Colbert (2:36)

Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 (2:37)

Yeah, sorry.

Isaiah Colbert (2:39)

Ternk Brownie.

SPEAKER_10 (2:42)

Oh, Hunter, you can't fail this test.

Hunter (2:44)

What? Is that a bit on the channel?

Isaiah Colbert (2:49)

Hold on. It takes 10 minutes to do anything. Over here one second.

All right, does this...

Hunter (2:56)

Is that a character we did?

Isaiah Colbert (3:00)

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. There we go. Okay.

So his name is Turtle. So everyone just started referring to him as Ternk or whatever. And he's a cool sport. Goes with it. But he makes like top 10 lists for CreepCast. Anyway, on his way here, I was listening to a video where he's doing our top 10 funniest bits. Like he ranked him. And one of the ones he talked about was how much we ate no sleep. So he's like, you know what? Just for the laws, I'm going to go read the no sleep rules. And he starts reading them. And dude, there's some ones in there that I had never heard of. Like your narrator, because it all has to be from the perspective of who's going through it, right? Your narrator cannot be a child because children aren't allowed to use Reddit. The minimum age is 13 Is that true?

Yeah, to make a Reddit account, you have to be 13 years old. So if you read a horror story about a girl in the 1800s who's like watches her family die.

Hunter (3:49)

You can't play an Emirated game unless you're 17 years old.

Isaiah Colbert (3:51)

Yes, yeah. Sorry, you read about your family getting murdered, but you're not old enough to have a Reddit account, actually.

SPEAKER_10 (3:58)

What about that Max Voynich story we read? I feel like that was from the perspective of a 12-year-old girl.

Hunter (4:04)

Don't they usually, usually what happens, though, is they're always like... I'm older now. They're always, yeah, I'm older now, I'm looking back on something, there's a catch-all. Or like the one, the camping story with the fish people, that one's like, oh, well, I'm 17, but I have a younger sibling or something.