**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
From reporters trying to get close to players to dudes f**king their teammates' moms, these are the most what the f**k moments in NBA history. And for number 20, a player hits a three with a dislocated finger.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:14)
Rimm didn't want it.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
Fizz, the offensive rebound.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:17)
Smart, a reload. Three, it's through! Smart is smart. His fourth triple of the game.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:23)
Look like that ring finger looks dislocated.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:26)
Oh my God. If only the play was as WTF as number 19, because it had the Clippers bench trolling Gobert.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:33)
It was Gobert as we know. As missed too.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:38)
And that right there had Westbrook wet. And at number 18, Jordan Poole literally humiliated himself.
**SPEAKER_8** (0:52)
Looked out of there by Appiah. The transition walks into the three, hits the floor, no call, and then an error pass by Nervy.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
Oh, that was an ugly fall there by Jordan Poole.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:05)
First the flop, then the slip. Dude really be spreading it wider than I spice. But at number 17, it's a play I can't even explain.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:15)
Westbrook had his shoe pop off.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:19)
Now he's going shoeless.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:21)
It's shoeless Russell Westbrook. Go ahead Russ.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:26)
I watched bro stinking out with the Lakers, and all it took to fix was a shoe? And that's exactly what LeBron needed at number 16 Because the only thing standing between tying the game and losing it was his ugly ass toe.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:38)
Lakers Davis, up ahead LeBron in chase mode.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:44)
We're gonna review it to see if he was behind the line. He's behind the line.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:49)
Oh, I don't know.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:50)
When he turns his foot a little bit, his toe hit the line.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
LeBron is stoning. Look, look, look at my feet.
**Kendrick Perkins** (1:57)
Wow, wow, hold up.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:58)
You're telling me that wasn't a three pointer? LeBron must be tearing the stadium down.
**DeMarcus Cousins** (2:03)
Stephen Winder, can you see that champ?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:05)
Dude really gave us the longest two pointer in NBA history, but breaking records is nothing compared to number 15, where Andre Drummond started glitching in real life.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:14)
Drummond runs it down, little Eurostep, Andre Drummond, and it's gonna be a traveling violation because he tapped it back to himself.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:22)
Um, I have no idea what dude was thinking. Hold up, weak-ass Eurostep and then the air ball? I swear I could do better than that. Hold up, why am I hyping myself? I'm ass. Number 14 was even dumber, because not only did the Pistons break the record for the longest losing streak in NBA history, they gave us a play that had Shaq licking his lips.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
13-9.
**DeMarcus Cousins** (2:43)
Oh my goodness.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:45)
You want to talk about an unforced error?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:47)
Two dudes with one dumb play? The Pistons are something I never thought I'd see. And you've never seen plays like number 13, where one player literally forgot he was checked in. See, in the third quarter, the 76ers were down 15 points against the Nuggets, and had no room for error. That's when James Harden forgot he was in the game.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:04)
Beautiful if he didn't slip. He had a clear sail.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:10)
And we gotta stop at your play.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:12)
Oh, Harden was sitting on the bed.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:14)
That's why the ball got deflected.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:15)
I can't believe James Harden, man. Did this dude really think he could go from half-sleep to touching another man's balls? But Kendrick Perkins must also be asleep, because this dude thinks he's NBA royalty when he wouldn't even make it in the streets. Plus, my man is also using NBA players like couches. If anything, bro should be taking it easy on the current players. But instead, he ended up becoming the world's biggest Mikolaj Jokic hater.
**Kendrick Perkins** (3:48)
I'm watching Jokic pass the ball, and I'm watching his guys catch and shoot, no hesitation, good or bad shot. And let me tell you one thing, conversations goes on in their locker room, and players know where their stats are.
**SPEAKER_10** (4:02)
Are you sitting here and saying, Nikolaj Jokic is having his numbers padded? Is that what you're saying?
**Kendrick Perkins** (4:12)
You heard what the hell I said.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:14)
This man's so full of BS that the toilet is starting to overflow. Because once Nikolaj Jokic heard that Perkins was trashing his name, he made him feel what everyone was already thinking. Stupid.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:25)
Nikola, what does 100 triple doubles mean to you? I mean, when you're stat padding, it's easy, you know, so.
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