Tee Sanders: A Joke About Her Ideal Man

**Tee Sanders** (0:03)
I just wrapped up my 10-year gay contract. I think I'm a free Asian now. My 10-year gay contract. I can't wait to come back to y'all, boy. I swear to God, I miss y'all. I've been gay 10 years. I wish I would have read the fine print on this motherfucker. I'm going back to, sorry. And I miss the attention from y'all. I miss the attention. I miss feeling a little creeped out and uncomfortable. I miss that shit. I miss it. White boys, y'all not exempt? Uh-huh. Fun fact, the last guy I was white.
And ladies, let me tell y'all right now, the stereotype is not true, baby. They got fucked up credit, too.
Are you guys still talking about the dick? No, no.
I'm getting me a fat man. Yeah, I want me a big boy. You hear me? Because I still need titties. Does that make sense?
I still need something to hold on to. A big, I want him serving crack. No, not drugs, big ass, like I want crack. You know it's a big, I need a that when he get in the car, he get in there like a Tetris piece, does that make sense? A Tetris piece. No, because y'all regular small, y'all just get in there, I need a to get like this in town. Catch Tee Sanders in Funny AF with Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.