Taylor Trash

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**Johnny Cann** (2:11)
Hi, everyone, welcome to That Spooky, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:13)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
And this is a weekly pasta, and this is a weekly pasta that'll teach you how to make a real good podcast sauce.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:19)
That's right.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:20)
Yeah, baby, woo.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:23)
Nice shave.

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
Thank you. I was actually gonna say that this is a podcast that'll teach you how to make a mean pasta sauce. Oh. Yeah, and then I was gonna go from there, but whatever.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:32)
So you flipped it around, Wicked Witch.

**Johnny Cann** (2:34)
Yeah, baby.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:35)
That's not dead yet, right?

**Johnny Cann** (2:36)
No, no, but I was making it about sauce, and you flip the S around and it's still an S.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:42)
That's true.

**Johnny Cann** (2:43)
Flip it around, still sucks.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:45)
Yeah. Yeah. Though it depends on how you flip the S around because it could be a Z.

**Johnny Cann** (2:49)
Oh, well, no.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:51)
It could be a five.

**Johnny Cann** (2:52)
No, I guess it could be.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:55)
Some people make fives like S's.

**Johnny Cann** (2:57)
Yeah, but I don't see those people right now. You know what? If people can go so hard on me for loving red delicious apples, then I'm allowed to alienate the people that make their S's like fives. Let's talk about apples for a second.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:14)
Again, yes.

**Johnny Cann** (3:15)
No, look, I wasn't actually alienated, but I didn't realize how alone I was with the opinion that red delicious apples are the best apples.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:24)
Yes.

**Johnny Cann** (3:25)
Holy shit, I stand corrected.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:27)
They are very unpopular apple.

**Johnny Cann** (3:29)
They are.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:30)
Again, they are aesthetically the apple.

**Johnny Cann** (3:33)
I love it, yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:34)
But taste-wise, people aren't for it.

**Johnny Cann** (3:36)
No, it's funny, but I love them so more for me, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:41)
And you're also alone on the Mosquito song.

**Johnny Cann** (3:43)
Oh, yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:45)
People have heard Sally the Camel. Yeah. But they didn't know what your Mosquito song is all about.

**Johnny Cann** (3:50)
Yeah, they didn't. But that's okay. That's more of the Nova Scotia public education system's fault.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:56)
If you know what I mean. Probably.

**Johnny Cann** (3:57)
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Even though you were within the same province, you were in Cape Breton, so it's like an island.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:04)
It's a different thing. We are isolated. We did our own thing.

**Johnny Cann** (4:08)
Yeah, absolutely.
But anyway, yeah, I love it. I'm fine. It's punk rock. I'm standing alone.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:16)
Listen, you like what you like.

**Johnny Cann** (4:18)
I do.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:19)
I'm not going to yuck your yum. And look at it this way, more Red Delicious Apples for you.