Taylor Tomlinson: A Joke About Greeting Cards Transcript

**Taylor Tomlinson** (0:05)
You guys try to buy greeting cards for your family as adults? Can't do that anymore. Too much has happened. And Hallmark can't cover it. When you're a kid, you run into CVS on Father's Day, like, you're the best dad in the whole world. I'm done. As an adult, you walk down that aisle just like, you've always been there for me. Nope.
Uh, thank you for accepting me exactly as I... Okay, try again. I couldn't have asked for a better... You know what? Screw this. Excuse me. Do you guys have any that just say, you are my dad?
How about you screwed my mom? You got any of those? I'll get a blank one. It's fine. All right. You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. Nailed it. Watch Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis, only on Netflix.

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