Taylor Swift Wedding Rumors & Rating Fan Dating Profiles - H3 After Dark #72

**Galia Slayen** (0:01)
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**Ethan Klein** (0:38)
Hi, everyone. It's Real Friday.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:43)
Is Real Friday?

**Ethan Klein** (0:45)
It's Real Friday. It's Real Friday. Drop the flag, David. Here on H3 After Dark.
How's it going, Harley?

**Harley Morenstein** (0:59)
Good, you?

**Ethan Klein** (1:00)
Good. Do you notice anything different?

**Harley Morenstein** (1:04)
You're going out tonight? I know.

**Ethan Klein** (1:08)
David knows.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:09)
You got a haircut.

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
Yeah, it's all gone. Here.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:13)
That's crazy. I thought it was just being curly hair.

**Ethan Klein** (1:17)
It's all gone.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:18)
I thought it was just a tighter day, but I remember you did tell us that.

**Ethan Klein** (1:22)
I did. I did. I didn't know if you'd remember. But yeah, I got it chopped yesterday.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:28)
How much longer was it?

**Ethan Klein** (1:30)
It was when it was wet, it was like to the middle of my back. Crazy long because when it's straightened out, it probably took like six inches or more off.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:45)
But that's a lot, right, Harley?
Hey, dude, that's too much if you ask me. That's like a telephone cord. It bounces back.

**Ethan Klein** (1:53)
Yes. Yes. And I could see like, because I just went to this lady for the first time, and I didn't want to do like a whole curly cut because that takes like two hours and it's like, wait, what is a curly cut? Oh, God, it's such a racket with Peace and Love.
Basically, it's people who get certified in cutting curly hair. And so, they cut your hair-

**Harley Morenstein** (2:15)
Certified using scissors?

**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
Yeah, but they do it in a different way where because your hair is like a telephone cord, they cut it dry instead of wet because when your hair is wet, it just looks longer than it is.
And if you cut it wet, and then it just like springs up to here, it looks terrible. But anyway, I was like, I'm just going to go get this random lady to do it. And she like-

**David Firth** (2:39)
What do you mean random lady?

**Harley Morenstein** (2:40)
You usually have a go-to?

**Ethan Klein** (2:41)
Yeah, I usually go to like the curly cut lady near me.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:45)
This is such a stupid question.

**Ethan Klein** (2:48)
Yeah.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:49)
Is it like a lesbian barber shop? That's-

**Ethan Klein** (2:53)
No.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:53)
That's stupid? Is that a stupid question?

**Ethan Klein** (2:55)
No, but I mean, I don't think I have a lesbian haircut. My wife goes to a lesbian barbershop.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:00)
Technically, any haircut you get would be-

**Ethan Klein** (3:03)
That's true. That's true. But no, my curly cut girl does not work at a lesbian barbershop. She works at a salon.
But this girl, I mean, she had straight hair. I don't think she's ever cut curly hair, but she did arrive with my guidance.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:18)
It's a good haircut.

**Ethan Klein** (3:19)
I was like, well, because I was helping.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:23)
You cut your, that's the most Kate thing ever. If you got to a haircut and you started.

**Ethan Klein** (3:28)
I was like, actually, if you can just like cut more here and like this needs to be further up and yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I did not get bangs guys. I didn't get bangs.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:39)
We also, we have a guest here. I actually do have some more things I want to say about hair, but we do have a guest here.

**Ethan Klein** (3:44)
Welcome, Galia.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:46)
Hi.

**Ethan Klein** (3:47)
Yay.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:47)
Hey, are you going out tonight?

**SPEAKER_5** (3:50)
No, I'm not.

**Ethan Klein** (3:52)
Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:52)
I actually have a therapy session, so I am going out.

**Ethan Klein** (3:55)
Let's go.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:56)
You girls look like you're going out tonight. David, let me see you. Are you going out tonight? Let me see you. Oh, you might be going out to play cards.

**David Firth** (4:04)
No, not tonight, but we'll see.

**Ethan Klein** (4:06)
He looks cool. Harley, are you going out tonight?

**Harley Morenstein** (4:10)
No.

**Ethan Klein** (4:11)