**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**Ethan Klein** (0:26)
Hey, welcome to the H3 Show Coming At You, live from sunny, beautiful Los Angeles, Monday. The meat's frozen solid. July 20th, and I'll tell you what, there's not going to be any frozen meat, and the temperatures we're facing lately in LA.
And there ain't no frozen meats around here, boy. Standing ove, I'm banned for that. What, you hate frozen meats? What's going on? Dan's a raw meat kind of guy.
Thank you, Dan, for that warm reception. I appreciate that.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:00)
I'm making meats now. Smoking these meats here.
**Ethan Klein** (1:03)
That's good. I like the connection there. Yeah, these meats are frozen solid. Today's episode is sponsored by Sunday for Dogs.
Yeah, speaking of meats, thank you. I mean, made of over 80% meat, actually. Wow. That's Sunday for Dogs.
**Dan Fucks** (1:19)
More on that later.
**Ethan Klein** (1:20)
Such a premium product. Today.
**Dan Fucks** (1:23)
On your way around some meat.
**Ethan Klein** (1:24)
I wanna give a happy birthday to Harle's Gnarly, Harle's Barkley, Harle.
**Hila Klein** (1:35)
Happy birthday.
**Ethan Klein** (1:36)
Crew member, co-host of After Dark today is turning 45
**Harley** (1:40)
Wow.
**Ethan Klein** (1:43)
Which is very exciting and I'm happy for him.
**Dan Fucks** (1:45)
You're just happy you're not the oldest.
**Ethan Klein** (1:47)
Well, that's true. Not even close, frankly.
**Hila Klein** (1:53)
Wait, that's not an exaggeration?
**Ethan Klein** (1:54)
No, I think he's, yeah, he's 45 for sure. Why, you thought he was younger or you thought I was older?
You look older.
**Dan Fucks** (2:04)
Somewhere in the middle.
**Ethan Klein** (2:05)
Yeah, no, he's significantly older than me. But that is what it is, guys.
**Harley** (2:12)
Take a moment to shout out Hitler.
**Ethan Klein** (2:14)
That's not appropriate.
**Dan Fucks** (2:16)
Not necessary.
**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
For your birthday shout out.
**Dan Fucks** (2:18)
So I did not know that his birthday was in such close proximity to mine. We're like almost birthday twins.
**Ethan Klein** (2:25)
Oh my God, you guys are like-
**Hila Klein** (2:26)
So yours is on Tuesday?
**Dan Fucks** (2:28)
It's tomorrow.
**Ethan Klein** (2:29)
Oh my God. What a time of year. Wow. July is time for the boy.
**Hila Klein** (2:35)
Time for legends.
**Dan Fucks** (2:36)
It's a big one. Let me tell you, I will be turning 23
**Ethan Klein** (2:40)
Wow. You could almost rent a car without a premium.
**Dan Fucks** (2:46)
Can't wait.
**Ethan Klein** (2:47)
Very exciting.
**Dan Fucks** (2:48)
That's the best part by far.
**Ethan Klein** (2:50)
Let me check in with the people. I got a light.
Hi, this is Ethan Klein speaking. How can I help you?
**SPEAKER_8** (2:58)
Yo, seriously?
**Ethan Klein** (3:00)
Yes, sir. How can I help you? What's up, Ethan? Hey, how are you?
**SPEAKER_9** (3:03)
It's good, Nate.
**Ethan Klein** (3:04)
Say what? It's good, Nate. Oh, finally a good Nate.
**SPEAKER_9** (3:09)
Finally.
**Ethan Klein** (3:09)
What's the good news, good Nate? Hi, guys.
**SPEAKER_9** (3:14)
I don't know.
**Ethan Klein** (3:14)
I'm just chilling. All right, cool. Well, it's way too early in the show for a call like this, but I appreciate you. Thank you.
**Hila Klein** (3:20)
Call later.
**Ethan Klein** (3:23)
Yeah, yeah, not now.
**Dan Fucks** (3:24)
That was that was why.
**Ethan Klein** (3:25)
He is good, Nate, but boring Nate.
**Dan Fucks** (3:28)
Well, we don't know that for sure.
**Ethan Klein** (3:30)
Well, I mean, he had his moment at the top of the show.
**Hila Klein** (3:32)
Like, one second.
**Ethan Klein** (3:33)
It was Nate. I can't, I can't, I can't, you know, take any chances.
**Dan Fucks** (3:37)
He was caught a little off guard. He was caught a little off guard.
**Ethan Klein** (3:39)
I mean, he's on the... Okay.
**Zach Louis** (3:41)
Howard would just be like, come on, get on with it.
**Ethan Klein** (3:43)
Yeah, yeah.
**Zach Louis** (3:44)
He's like, yell it.
**Ethan Klein** (3:45)
Yeah.
**Zach Louis** (3:45)
He's like, what do you want?
**Dan Fucks** (3:47)
I like that approach.
**Ethan Klein** (3:49)
Yeah, he's very mean to his callers.
**Hila Klein** (3:52)
Not always.
**Ethan Klein** (3:52)
But you got to be, you have to be firm with them. Yeah.
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