Sykkuno Returns, Reckless Ben Stunning Update - H3 Show #277

**Ethan Klein** (0:13)
You know about the Mormons?

**Hila Klein** (0:14)
Oh my god, I was loving it.

**Ethan Klein** (0:17)
Isn't this so good?

**Hila Klein** (0:17)
I was cracking up in public, and it was embarrassing.

**Ethan Klein** (0:22)
It's so funny, we got a hold of them, they're gonna call in, I think. They're gonna try to convert me. And I'll be honest, I'm open to it.

**Hila Klein** (0:28)
I finally started wearing headphones when I'm out, which I don't know why I waited so long, but now I can like listen to the podcast while I do stuff.

**Ethan Klein** (0:36)
You're using headphones or earbuds?

**Hila Klein** (0:37)
Earbuds.

**Ethan Klein** (0:39)
Big difference.

**Hila Klein** (0:40)
Yeah. But I was like, I was laughing every time.

**Ethan Klein** (0:47)
So funny, I wonder...
They gotta love that. I want to hear them laugh at me laughing at their laugh. They're gonna love it. Anyway, welcome to the show, guys. We're here. It's H3 Podcast. We're sponsored today by... Thanks to Tom Moore, Gamers Ups. What's up, Tom?

**Hila Klein** (1:06)
Ooh, yes.

**Ethan Klein** (1:07)
What's up?

**AB** (1:08)
You see everybody?

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
Tommy Boy in the house. Which means...

**Hila Klein** (1:13)
You can take a sip right now.

**Ethan Klein** (1:14)
Yeah, let me hit that, actually. Me too. I can't get enough of this strawberry lemonade.
Shabbat shalom.

**Hila Klein** (1:25)
All right.

**Ethan Klein** (1:26)
Happy Sabbath with some Gamers Ups, which I believe is kosher and problem... It's kosher and haram. Uh, hello. Hello. Or that's the opposite of haram. I know. I mean, hello. Yeah, hello, kid.
It's been blessed by a sheik and a rabbi, so...
Pretty exciting stuff for the religious. Um, yes, thank you to Gamers Ups. We have actually so... I can't hear you.

**Dan** (1:52)
I said, hold on. Is it?

**Ethan Klein** (1:53)
No.

**Dan** (1:54)
Okay. Because I don't think you should say that if that's not true.
It doesn't matter to some people. Like, does it have the little K on there?

**Ethan Klein** (2:02)
No, it's not been blessed by anyone but me.

**Dan** (2:04)
Okay, so it's not kosher just to be...

**Ethan Klein** (2:07)
But it is... Why would it not be?

**Hila Klein** (2:09)
It is in our hearts.

**Ethan Klein** (2:09)
There's no pork in it.

**Dan** (2:10)
I don't know.

**Olivia** (2:11)
I just don't think you should say it is.

**Avery** (2:12)
I think for us, it is halal.

**Ethan Klein** (2:14)
Yeah, I think it's kosher.

**Avery** (2:14)
Because it doesn't have the pork, so I think that does technically...

**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
Yeah, I think we're good to go. You got a Jew says good, you got a Muslim that says it's good.

**Dan** (2:21)
Kosher, it needs to be, like, blessed by a rabbi or something.

**Ethan Klein** (2:24)
Is that not what halal is? You don't gotta bless the meats?

**Dan** (2:27)
Yeah, I guess, there's a blessing component.

**Avery** (2:29)
No, you're right, they're exactly right.

**Ethan Klein** (2:30)
I blessed it.

**Dan** (2:32)
Alright, well now it's Kosher.

**Avery** (2:32)
Well, I'll bless it.

**Ethan Klein** (2:34)
Trust me, you'll be fine.

**Hila Klein** (2:36)
I don't see anything that...

**Ethan Klein** (2:39)
You'll be fine, you'll be fine.

**Hila Klein** (2:40)
You'll be fine.

**Ethan Klein** (2:41)
God will look the other way this time, aren't you? Bella's... For sure. So anyway, we got fun topics here. Sykkuno, only because you're here, is back.
And he's one of my favorite stories of the year. And I'm hearing his comeback...

**Dan** (2:59)
Nothing delights you like Sykkuno. Everybody is.

**Ethan Klein** (3:02)
It's something special.

**Dan** (3:03)
Except, well, not the Mormons.

**Ethan Klein** (3:05)
Yeah.
But people have been noticing that, like, the Mormons really bringing out their sparking joy in me. Like, people haven't seen it in a while. I don't know what that means.

**Hila Klein** (3:15)
It's a glaze. You're getting infected.

**Ethan Klein** (3:17)
Well, I don't... I'm tired of being Jewish. You know what I mean? I don't fucking want to deal with that shit anymore. The Mormons have it all figured out.

**Hila Klein** (3:25)
But I don't know if I could become Mormon because I feel like they're all blonde.

**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
No, they'll let you.

**Hila Klein** (3:30)
Yeah.

**Avery** (3:31)
Just bleach your hair again.

**Ethan Klein** (3:33)
You're rich. You're white. They'll find a way to make you white.
You know what I mean? But yeah, Salt Lake City is beautiful.

**Hila Klein** (3:42)
Gorgeous.

**Ethan Klein** (3:43)
It's so nice. It's unbelievable how gorgeous it is.

**Dan** (3:46)
You've been there?