Sweater Weather, Swamp Justice & Robot Vacuums Gone Wild
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 14, 2026
For one beautiful evening, St. Louis experienced something almost forgotten: comfortable weather. Rizz had the family outside. The dogs were running around. Everyone was smiling. Nobody was fighting. There was a breeze. Lern started dreaming about jackets again.
Speakers Rizzuto, Lern, Moon Valjean, Rafe
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
Rizzuto (0:01)
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Tomorrow is going to be 99 degrees. 99
99 degrees tomorrow. Nice.
Today high 89, tomorrow 99 Nice.
Lern (2:46)
Sick of it, man.
Moon Valjean (2:48)
Heat index 105 40% chance of storming tomorrow. Heat index 103 Wednesday. Heat index 101 Thursday.
94 94 92 I think the humidity drops a little bit, but 94 92 are the highest.
Lern (3:04)
We still got a lot of rain. Did you say that?
Moon Valjean (3:06)
Just Tuesday through Thursday, really.
Rizzuto (3:09)
Not a ton.
Moon Valjean (3:10)
Yeah. Chances of storms. I'll tell you what, though. Next week, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, high in the 80s.
Rizzuto (3:16)
Yeah. Nice. High in the low 80s.
Moon Valjean (3:17)
So things will start to happen. I hope.
Rafe (3:20)
September used to be the most bomb ass month of weather, and now it's the dog days of August, halfway through the month.
Lern (3:26)
I missed my jackets. I can't wait to see them all again.
Rafe (3:28)
And a new jacket.
Lern (3:29)
Every year.
Rizzuto (3:29)
It's gonna be sweater weather soon. It's coming up.
Lern (3:32)
Sweater weather.
Rizzuto (3:33)
Hey, we need to issue out a bit of Swamp Justice. I mean, in our minds. Like, pretend Swamp Justice.
Lern (3:39)
Yeah. Okay.
Rizzuto (3:41)
Anybody ever have a membership to one of those tanning places?
Lern (3:46)
Oh, yeah.
Rizzuto (3:48)
Like, what were you a member of?
Lern (3:49)
Well, like, what was it? TANCO.
Rizzuto (3:53)
TANCO.
Rizzuto (3:54)
TANCO. TANCO.
Rizzuto (3:55)
Is that the guy who went to jail?
Lern (3:57)
Oh, I don't know.
Rizzuto (3:58)
They still exist. The owner? Yes.
Rizzuto (4:00)
For kidnapping somebody?
Lern (4:01)
Oh, God. Well, not mine. My TANCO was off the chain. It was great.
Rizzuto (4:05)
Okay. So you had a membership. How many times did you go?
Lern (4:08)
I would at least go, like, once a week, at least.
Rizzuto (4:10)
Once a week?
Lern (4:10)
And then when Tim and I worked out at a gym on Southampton, they had tanning beds.
Rizzuto (4:14)
Okay.
Lern (4:15)
And so every time we'd work out, we'd probably, once or twice a week, we'd go. Okay.
Rizzuto (4:19)
Any of you guys?
Rafe (4:20)
No, sir.
Rizzuto (4:20)
No, I didn't. I went to a tanning bed once.
Rafe (4:23)
I worked at Solar Tan in Carbondale for a while. It's fine.
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