Topics: Sports
**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Crazy stuff in Colorado, where they're having their final practices before the football season begins, college football, and they put this statement out to the people in the media that cover Deion Sanders and the CU Buffalo program. Ready? Quote, nothing observed at practice may be reported, published, posted, broadcast, or otherwise shared in any form on any platform at any time.
If you are uncertain whether something is reportable, the answer is that it is not. End of quote.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:38)
Why would anybody go cover it?
**Craig Carton** (0:40)
Right.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:42)
You're not allowed to discuss what happened?
**Craig Carton** (0:45)
That is an email that the CU Athletic Department put out to all the men and women that cover Buffalo football.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:52)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (0:53)
Almost as if they're a little embarrassed by the program in the other three years at prime time. Has been there after the great start, right?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:00)
Oh, do you remember? He was going to be the next great coach. He was going to coach the Cowboys.
**Craig Carton** (1:03)
Practices were sold out for fans to come see.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:06)
It was a big deal. He was going to be the great recruiter. He had his son who might be on his way out in Cleveland.
**Craig Carton** (1:11)
I saw that story too. That Shedeur Sanders might not make the 53-man roster. That's how bad it's been. I will say this. Some of the clips I've seen of him can't throw a spiral. Don't even say what you're thinking. Don't say it. I don't want no part of it. Don't say it.
Don't even think it.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:29)
There's two guys.
**Craig Carton** (1:30)
I'm going to slap the thought out of you if you're thinking it.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:33)
There's two guys.
**Craig Carton** (1:34)
I don't want them for the Jets. That's who you're getting at.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:35)
Two guys. Maybe, just maybe, the Jets should keep an eye on it.
**Craig Carton** (1:39)
JJ. McCarthy and Shedeur Sanders. Let me give you my answer on both of them.
No, thank you.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:44)
Not better than what you have now.
**Craig Carton** (1:45)
McCarthy sucks.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:47)
Okay.
**Craig Carton** (1:47)
Can't play NFL quarterback. We all knew that when he came out of Michigan. You should have known it as well. I did. Shedeur Sanders was an average quarterback in college. Should have known about him too. Why did every team pass on him until the Cleveland Browns took him as their second quarterback? Because he can't play.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:03)
I do think once it hit a point, it became it's not worth it because you knew all the drama that comes with him. So like once he falls out of the first and second round, it's like, why bother?
**Craig Carton** (2:12)
They took Dylan Gabriel ahead of him in the same draft.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:16)
I know.
**Craig Carton** (2:16)
And everyone was screaming.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:17)
And what about him? Is he turned out?
**Craig Carton** (2:19)
He stinks too. Exactly. Yeah. And I'm glad he stinks.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:23)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:25)
Remember all the cries, oh racism, or yo, he's being screwed because of his dad, this and that. You have a brand new coach there. Yeah. Who has to choose between Dylan Gabriel, Deion Watson and Shedeur Sanders.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
What a green.
**Craig Carton** (2:38)
Think about that. As much as we mock the Jets.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:40)
And you didn't want to come work with Jackson Dart?
**Craig Carton** (2:43)
Right? Idiot. Well, head coach, I guess.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:47)
What an idiot.
**Craig Carton** (2:48)
Did you see what happened in their practice? I think you see the yesterday, the day before.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:51)
Look, the Browns?
**Craig Carton** (2:52)
The Browns practiced just real quick. I know we'll get to the Yankees in a second air. And tomorrow, obviously, we'll have a bunch of football as we get ready for the Giant game, then the Jet game, and et cetera, et cetera. Jet game, then Giant game, and we say it in the right order. Is, I guess they were doing 11 v 11, but non-tackling. So basically, the play goes until the quarterback eventually gets rid of the football.
They threw like five consecutive interceptions. And what's his name?
Mungan? Yeah. Cancel practice.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:25)
Cancel?
**Craig Carton** (3:26)
He walked off.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:27)
Oh, jeez.
**Craig Carton** (3:28)
I may be exaggerating that a bit. No, I get you. But you get the point of it. He was like, that's a wrap. I can't watch anymore. I can't do this anymore.
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