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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 24, 2026

Everybody had a weekend, and unfortunately for all of us, they came back with stories.
Speakers: King Scott, Rizz, Lern, Moon, Ali, Rafe

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**King Scott** (0:00)
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**Rizz** (1:01)
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**Lern** (1:59)
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**Rizz** (2:36)
Okay, so there was only participation from you.

**Moon** (2:39)
Yeah, what's up?

**Rizz** (2:40)
Did I hear you?

**Lern** (2:40)
I did it.

**Moon** (2:41)
Good morning, energy up.

**Ali** (2:43)
You just don't hear women, dude.

**Rizz** (2:45)
Let's start the show.

**Rafe** (2:47)
And 608

**Moon** (2:48)
It's going to be a week.

**Rafe** (2:50)
608 on a Monday.

**Rizz** (2:55)
Setting the tone, right?

**Lern** (2:56)
Yeah. Let's get the gravy out. Let's go.

**Rafe** (2:59)
What? I love you. I'm just kidding.

**Rizz** (3:03)
Do it at me. Listen, we were all over the place this weekend. I felt like we were all like somewhere on the earth, like all edges of the earth we had covered.
Fenton.

**Ali** (3:17)
Oh, yes.

**Rizz** (3:18)
Fenton covered.

**Ali** (3:19)
What's up, guys?

**Rizz** (3:20)
Ellisville covered.

**Ali** (3:21)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:21)
Okay, good. Los Angeles and the Pacific Coast covered.

**Rafe** (3:26)
Chesterfield, Topgolf.

**Rizz** (3:28)
Dang. Chesterfield, Topgolf covered.

**Rafe** (3:30)
Don't worry, I had that covered.

**Rizz** (3:32)
The Deep South, Wokina, Arkansas.

**Ali** (3:34)
Arkansas.

**Rizz** (3:36)
Covered. Bellerive Country Club covered. All over the place, guys.
I know Scott and Rafe went down to the 100-inning softball game for our buddy, Jeff Burton. I felt bad I couldn't go, but how was it?

**Rafe** (3:54)
It was awesome, man. It was a nice day.

**Lern** (3:57)
It was hot last year. Great weather.

**Rafe** (3:58)
It was like 80 degrees. I like that little park. It's by the place where we, remember when we went golfing? We took the whole Rizzuto family out to test the bounds of your love for one another.
It was hot that day we went to that golf course. It's those fields right next to it.

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