Summer Lovin' | Reading Reddit Stories

Shayne Topp (0:00)

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What's up? Welcome to Smosh Read Reddit Stories. I'm Shayne. And today's theme is summer, which is why we're outside. We're actually outside right now. I know the camera maybe makes it look a little different, but we are outside.

We're in our backyard, the backyard of the Smosh headquarters in Oxnard.

Courtney Miller (0:30)

You know, the camera adds 10 lights.

Shayne Topp (0:32)

Yeah. We've got our citrus orchard here.

Courtney Miller (0:36)

Yeah.

Shayne Topp (0:37)

So these are real oranges and lemons. So yeah, it's pretty sick.

Trevor Evarts (0:42)

Who are you right now?

Shayne Topp (0:45)

Look, when you put two beers on me, that's who I am.

Trevor Evarts (0:48)

Not in you, on you. On me.

Shayne Topp (0:51)

I got two beers on me. But I'm joined by, I've got two beers, and I'm joined by two peers, Trevor and Courtney.

What's up? It's summer. How do you feel about that?

Courtney Miller (1:05)

I love summer.

Courtney Miller (1:08)

I love summertime.

Shayne Topp (1:09)

You really do. I feel like you both have summer vibes, but you were both born in the summer.

Courtney Miller (1:13)

Yeah. Born in the summer.

Shayne Topp (1:15)

Born in the summer.

Trevor Evarts (1:16)

July 23rd.

Courtney Miller (1:18)

June 19th.

Shayne Topp (1:19)

I was born September 14th. That's not summer.

Courtney Miller (1:22)

That's like late, late summer, like first day of school vibes.

Shayne Topp (1:25)

When does fall technically start? Isn't it like, it's always confused me.

Courtney Miller (1:28)

Summer still just happened on the 20th, 21st?

Shayne Topp (1:30)

So I feel like September doesn't feel like it's summer, but it's also not fully fall yet.

Trevor Evarts (1:35)

You're in the transit period.

Shayne Topp (1:35)

Just a dumb, stupid time.

Trevor Evarts (1:37)

Yeah, stupid time to be born.

Shayne Topp (1:40)

Whoa, so I really am at the end of summer.

Courtney Miller (1:41)

Yeah, you're in like summergatory.

Trevor Evarts (1:44)

Summergatory.

Shayne Topp (1:45)

Summergatory. Pretty cool.

What's your favorite thing to do in summer?

Trevor Evarts (1:51)

Swimming, lay in the sun. Lay.

Courtney Miller (2:01)

What were you gonna say?

Courtney Miller (2:03)

What were you gonna say, Trevor?

Trevor Evarts (2:04)

I was gonna say jack off.

Courtney Miller (2:07)

Only in the summer.

Trevor Evarts (2:09)

I'm sorry. He only allows himself one season a year.

Trevor Evarts (2:13)

I'm sorry, man.

Courtney Miller (2:16)

The summer of jerking it.

Trevor Evarts (2:17)

Probably hang out with the sun.

Shayne Topp (2:23)

With the sun? Hang out with the sun. Yeah.

Trevor Evarts (2:26)

Well, summer is kind of sucks because it's really hot outside when I play basketball. So I actually hate the summer.

Shayne Topp (2:33)

Whoa.

Courtney Miller (2:34)

Whoa. Controversial.

Trevor Evarts (2:35)

Okay. I love summer. I mean, it was my birthday, you know? It's like a birthday party. I was growing up as a kid. Always fun. Had like one birthday. I got like one of those like inflatable water slides in the backyard.

Shayne Topp (2:48)

Whoa.

Trevor Evarts (2:49)

So we had like a barbecue and then I was just going down the like bridge, which was really cool, dude. Probably couldn't do that in September.

Shayne Topp (2:56)

No.

Trevor Evarts (2:57)

So.

Shayne Topp (2:57)

No, we definitely did not do that much in Arizona.

Courtney Miller (3:00)

It's kind of hide.

Trevor Evarts (3:02)

What's happening?

Shayne Topp (3:03)

It just feels, it feels like it's dripping.

Trevor Evarts (3:04)

Oh, you tripped, yeah.

Shayne Topp (3:06)

Shit.

Trevor Evarts (3:06)

You just tripped.

Shayne Topp (3:07)

My beer. I don't want to lose any beer.

Courtney Miller (3:12)

Where's it spilling?

Shayne Topp (3:13)

I don't know.

Trevor Evarts (3:13)

It's dripping like out the can.

Shayne Topp (3:15)

Oh shit.

Trevor Evarts (3:15)

I think maybe like you're leaning back and it might be like.

Courtney Miller (3:19)

You're being too chill, dude.

Shayne Topp (3:20)

Yeah, too much of a chill vibe. I'm gonna unburden myself of the beer.

Trevor Evarts (3:23)

Unburden yourself.

Shayne Topp (3:25)

Whoa, now I can turn my head really fast.

Courtney Miller (3:27)

I remember when Ian had to wear one of those during his funeral roast. We did it on that Drunk Live Show, the Under the Influence.

Shayne Topp (3:34)

They're not as easy as I thought it was gonna be. No, it's heavy. Yeah, it's intense.

Courtney Miller (3:38)

That's like two pounds.

Shayne Topp (3:39)

I do need a strap.