Stitches, Scars & Shopping Shenanigans

Rizz (0:00)

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SPEAKER_4 (3:09)

Wow.

Lern (3:11)

That's a guy who's getting the stitches out soon.

Rizz (3:13)

I am, yes. I'm getting my stitches out today.

Rafe (3:15)

Oh, you are?

Rizz (3:16)

Yeah.

Rafe (3:17)

Will you take a photo of what it looked like before you, because you have to-

Rizz (3:21)

Are you very curious?

Rafe (3:22)

I'm so curious about what's going on under that band-aid.

I want to see it. I want to see you all stitched out Frankenstein before it's out.

Rizz (3:30)

Well, you think if I just take it off, it'll, the bandagerie?

Rafe (3:34)

No, don't, just when you're at the hospital.

Lern (3:36)

I think it will.

Rizz (3:38)

I'm gonna bring another-

Lern (3:39)

You don't need another one.

SPEAKER_7 (3:40)

Another thing with me.

Lern (3:41)

They're being taken out.

Rafe (3:42)

I don't want to be the reason you have a scar.

Rizz (3:44)

I have a 1035 appointment with the great Dr. Bashad.

Lern (3:47)

That has nothing to do with the band-aid. You got this. Let me see it. Let's see it. Come on, don't you want to look cool for once in your life? I just-

Rafe (3:53)

It's Halloween season almost.

Rizz (3:55)

You're right, Moon. Spooky. I should risk infection.

Lern (3:58)

Don't you- risk infection. You think that band-aid is standing between you and infection?

Rizz (4:02)

There's a layer of aquaphor in there.

SPEAKER_2 (4:03)

There's poo-poo in there all day, every day.

Rizz (4:05)

There's a layer of aquaphor under there, my friend.

Lern (4:07)

Well, the aquaphor can stay. Come on, man.