Steve Furey: A Joke About Billionaires

**Steve Furey** (0:05)
I fucking hate billionaires, man. This is what I want to do, guys.
If I could, I would kill every single billionaire. Does that sound pretty cool?
Does that sound pretty fucking cool? This is the problem. I've been trying to figure out which one. It turns out every one. So I said, let's reverse engineer this bitch, right? Let's see which ones I don't want to kill. And I found two. Number one, Warren Buffett, right? Warren Buffett was everybody's first billionaire. He's like the Pikachu of billionaires. You know what I mean? You like him. He's kind of cute. You know why you like him, but he's there. Another one of my favorites is a guy named Phil Knight. You guys know Phil Knight? CEO of Nike. He designed Jordans. If you like Jordans, he designed 1 through 13 He's getting a little bit old, and he just donated $2 billion to the College of Organ Health and Sciences to cure cancer. Pretty fucking cool, right, Carol? Pretty fucking cool. I will say this. If someone gives you $2 billion to cure cancer, you got to cure cancer. You know what I'm talking about? You can't come back not curing cancer for $2 billion. I fail shit for free every fucking day. I would love to not cure cancer for $2 billion. I look forward to the phone call. Phil, what up? Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking didn't do it, man. It was hard. Cancer is hard, dude. It was hard. Yeah, no, I'm cool. I'm just chilling at the beach. I was eating sashimi right now. It's not that bad. Can't complain. Catch Steve Furey and Funny AF with Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.