Steph Tolev: A Joke About Dating In LA

**Steph Tolev** (0:06)
Dating in LA is a nightmare, can we agree? It's a fucking piece of shit, dating here. Yeah, four people, the rest of you in love.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
Go suck my ass.

**Steph Tolev** (0:14)
Pieces of shit. I'm a boiled ham in Los Angeles on Tinder.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
Don't, don't, relax. I'm a hot piece in Grand Rapids, Michigan, so don't worry. Oh yeah, yeah.

**Steph Tolev** (0:25)
Get my tits sucked right off in Michigan, feels good.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:29)
I will say, though, I did clean up on Tinder in LA during the pandemic because, ooh, all the hot boys, you got real sad, didn't you?
You got real lonely and you got real desperate. And all the pretty blonde girls didn't swipe right, did they?

**Steph Tolev** (0:48)
Guess who did?
Old Stephie T crawled out of the well. I'm like, I'll suck your little dick. I don't give a shit.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:59)
Nobody else is going to. I'm all you got. Oh, yeah, I fucked a bunch of 10s.

**Steph Tolev** (1:05)
Felt good.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:05)
Felt good, yeah. Yeah, thank you.

**Steph Tolev** (1:08)
Felt good to be on top for once.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:09)
It really did.

**Steph Tolev** (1:09)
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. One cried, Paul. Yeah, yeah, he was very upset. He's like, can we please turn the lights off?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:18)
Like, we're keeping them on.
I need to remember this. Knee on his throat.

**Steph Tolev** (1:24)
That's too far for you guys. Not a big knee-on-throat crowd. Okay, good.
I was being disgusting during the pandemic, though.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:31)
Just being a real gross person.

**Steph Tolev** (1:32)
I was having sex outside. I'm like, you can't get COVID if you're in a field. You can get chlamydia, though.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:39)
You can, you can, yeah.

**Steph Tolev** (1:41)
But is it chlamydia if all the SED clinics are closed? Yeah, it was chlamydia, yeah, for sure.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:49)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Steph Tolev** (1:51)
You need a pill for that drip.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:52)
Big time, big time.

**Steph Tolev** (1:54)
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